What's the fastest animal you can outrun?

[DonnyBazR0ver]

I can see the headline already!

"Doncaster Rovers footballer mauled by Alsatian in Charity Stunt Blunder"

[idler]

Although not an animal, think the fastest I’ve had to run away from something was a swarm of wasps! Only got stung the 3 times and one of them was right next to my ballsack!

Were you wearing a tutu?

[vaya]

I can see the headline already!

"Doncaster Rovers footballer mauled by Alsatian in Charity Stunt Blunder"

I think this is a Fall b-side.

[drfchound]

I can see the headline already!

"Doncaster Rovers footballer mauled by Alsatian in Charity Stunt Blunder"

Funny, very funny Baz.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I don’t think I could outrun a man eating tiger, but I wouldn’t need to, as long as I could outrun the person beside me..

How fast is the man who is eating the tiger?

[keyser_soze]

Who was it who said they could out run a chimp if it wasn't allowed to use its arms? Comedy genius right there.

Can just imagine who has to explain to the chimp that he's in a race, and then explain his handicap to him.

[graingrover]

The fastest animal at Donny Rovers was ?

[scawsby steve]

The fastest animal at Donny Rovers was ?

I might be wrong, but wasn't it Nathan Tyson?

[idler]

The fastest animal at Donny Rovers was ?

Alan Little.

[DonnyBazR0ver]

The fastest animal at Donny Rovers was ?

Donny Dog on a motorbike.

[Bristol Red Rover]

I had to out run a German Shepherd dog every Thursday/Friday; Advertiser and Courier, as a kid. In the last couple of years I delivered them together to that property, to negate the risk by 50%, a big no no contractually but by that time both had deteriorated to the state of not being worth reading anyway.

That’s a funny story mate but there is no way that even Usain Bolt could beat my GSD in a straight fifty yard race.

Always visualised you as like Huckleberry Hound, gonna have to try and update that.

Sheep are timed at around 20mph, elephants can reach 25, roadrunner 27.

[drfchound]

I had to out run a German Shepherd dog every Thursday/Friday; Advertiser and Courier, as a kid. In the last couple of years I delivered them together to that property, to negate the risk by 50%, a big no no contractually but by that time both had deteriorated to the state of not being worth reading anyway.

That’s a funny story mate but there is no way that even Usain Bolt could beat my GSD in a straight fifty yard race.

Always visualised you as like Huckleberry Hound, gonna have to try and update that.

Sheep are timed at around 20mph, elephants can reach 25, roadrunner 27.

Usain Bolt has been clocked at around 27mph.
Healthy GSDs can regularly hit speeds of 30 to 35mph.

[hoolahoop]

Going with either a snail or a sloth with my back sadly

[Barmby Rover]

I'd give myself a chance against a hedgehog, I am expecting to get flattened on the road sometime trying to get to a game.

[River Don]

I could outrun our cat but he's fourteen, overweight, diabetic and not very motivated.

To be honest he's out of puff before he gets to the top of the stairs.

[swintonrover]

I'd fancy myself against a shark, with the absolute caveat that we are on dry land.

[Bentley Bullet]

I'm surprised Scawsby Steve and Donnywolf haven't commented on this thread. They were pacemakers for Roger Bannister back in the day.