Original limericks

[scawsby steve]

OK, not original, but one of my faves.

There once was a girl from Morton

Who had a long tit and a short'un

To make up for the loss

She could p*ss like a hoss

And fart like a 650 Norton

Not an original Limerick at all

As your op suggested the call

Perhaps you were flustered

By Pancho’s retort (keen as mustard)

To your OP you’re now clearly flustered.




As an aside, I found ‘your fave’ not only lacking any sort of wit but actually adolescent like in its repugnance.

Maybe lacking in wit, but perfect in syllable beat, which your limerick attempt was not. In fact, it was way out.

Try something else. You're out of your depth with limericks.

Here’s one right up your street that you’ll be able to share with friends & family.

There was a young woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She laid on her back

Then opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling.


I’ll gift that one to your collection.

Now you're talking. Brilliant, in rhyme, rhythm, and witty content.

However, it is a little bawdy for my delicate ears.

[Dutch Uncle]

There was a young fellow from Clyde
Who fell in a sewer and died
His unfortunate brother
Fell into another
And now they’re interred side by side