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A mate of mine used to be on the miller's books as a youth team coach. He told me a while back that in Fattys 1st stint in charge he'd had a little accident on the coach on the way down to an away game. Fatty had been bragging about getting hammered and eating a kebab the night before.Anyway, after a couple of hours on the coach, nature took its course and fatty went to the loo downstairs on the coach.Apparently he'd been down there a while and when he emerged a foul stench followed him up. Much to the disgust of the 1st team but he thought it was hilarious. Unbeknownst to fatty, the way he wore his white shirt untucked out of his trousers, he had inadvertently wiped his arse with the back of his shirt. No one told him though, and everyone let him walk into the oppositions stadium with shit up the back of his shirt. Amazing lol