Micky Mellon

[MachoMadness]

Good to hear you've been keeping up with your pelvic floor Alan.

[Metalmicky]

Good to hear you've been keeping up with your pelvic floor Alan.

Well played sir....

[donnyspadge]

This has resurfaced on X again. According to Tom Whitton, we’ve already had a fee agreed.

There has to be some breaking soon, as I’m also getting whispers about who the 2 cb’s are. And, no, I’m not leaking anything to anyone.

Will we be happy with the 2 x CBs Alan?

[Nudga]

This has resurfaced on X again. According to Tom Whitton, we’ve already had a fee agreed.

There has to be some breaking soon, as I’m also getting whispers about who the 2 cb’s are. And, no, I’m not leaking anything to anyone.

Will we be happy with the 2 x CBs Alan?

Do they wear hats Alan?

[ChrisBx]

This has resurfaced on X again. According to Tom Whitton, we’ve already had a fee agreed.

There has to be some breaking soon, as I’m also getting whispers about who the 2 cb’s are. And, no, I’m not leaking anything to anyone.

I've had a look at this guy's Twitter and he doesn't seem to be a reliable source.

[ncRover]

This has resurfaced on X again. According to Tom Whitton, we’ve already had a fee agreed.

There has to be some breaking soon, as I’m also getting whispers about who the 2 cb’s are. And, no, I’m not leaking anything to anyone.

I've had a look at this guy's Twitter and he doesn't seem to be a reliable source.

He seems to be a Rovers fan who also runs the Instagram page that ‘reported’ the rumour in the first place before any journalist.
He must be seriously in the know!

[IDM]

This has resurfaced on X again. According to Tom Whitton, we’ve already had a fee agreed.

There has to be some breaking soon, as I’m also getting whispers about who the 2 cb’s are. And, no, I’m not leaking anything to anyone.

That’s what the Rumour Mill page is for, Alan.!!

[Alan Southstand]

I fully appreciate that, IDM. But, I’m not going to be drawn into divulging as it could have knock-on effects for my source.

Patience is a virtue, as they say!

[vaya]

I fully appreciate that, IDM. But, I’m not going to be drawn into divulging as it could have knock-on effects for my source.

Patience is a virtue, as they say!

This source - flamboyantly-dressed gentleman? Runs a bar? Close friends with two local police officers who drive a distinctive motor?

[Reg of the Rovers]

I fully appreciate that, IDM. But, I’m not going to be drawn into divulging as it could have knock-on effects for my source.

Patience is a virtue, as they say!

This source - flamboyantly-dressed gentleman? Runs a bar? Close friends with two local police officers who drive a distinctive motor?

Don't be snitchin'

[Darren]

I fully appreciate that, IDM. But, I’m not going to be drawn into divulging as it could have knock-on effects for my source.

Patience is a virtue, as they say!

This source - flamboyantly-dressed gentleman? Runs a bar? Close friends with two local police officers who drive a distinctive motor?

That’s the word on the streets

[selby]

Mickey Mellon was first alerted to the club when he was playing u21s at 19 yrs old along with a left back who has played Championship and Premiership football since.
  About the time we signed Do Doo, Long, and Barlow.

[In the box]

Why to the rumour, or why to the bid (if there is one).?

Why the rumour or why to the bid or just wtf is this about 

[Jonathan]

This is one of those where I’m hoping the rumour is true as I do feel like the loss of Street leaves us needing further quality in that position (on top of the addition of Hanlan). However it’s hard to judge the credibility of the sources as there are numerous sites set up on X that just seem to pluck names and clubs out of a hat and then share each other’s misinformation. Time will tell I guess.

[5minstogo]

Possibly got the wrong Burnley player and we could be after Dara Costelloe? Can play in multiple positions and the Irish connection?

[ncRover]

Possibly got the wrong Burnley player and we could be after Dara Costelloe? Can play in multiple positions and the Irish connection?

Maybe! I put him up as an option last month.

https://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/index.php?topic=294369.0

[LincsRover]

I also believe we’re interested in Peter Parsnip and Trevor Turnip? 

[Silkscarf]

I also believe we’re interested in Peter Parsnip and Trevor Turnip? 

Jasper Carrott and Jason Orange too.

[Drover]

I also believe we’re interested in Peter Parsnip and Trevor Turnip? 

Sorry for being pedantic Lincs,but a Melon is fruit,not a vegetable,maybe Ollie Orange or Tommy Tomato and for those of you who think a Tomato is veg,it is used as a vegetable but is botanically actually a fruit! I need to get out more often   

[LincsRover]

I also believe we’re interested in Peter Parsnip and Trevor Turnip? 

Sorry for being pedantic Lincs,but a Melon is fruit,not a vegatable,maybe Ollie Orange or Tommy Tomato and for those of you who think a Tomato is veg,it is used as a vegatable but is botanically actually a fruit! I need to get out more often 

You’re right, you need to get out more! Made me smile anyway   

[Dutch Uncle]

As that great Irish philosopher Brian O'Driscoll recently said - 'knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad' 

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1248807322287659

[Reg of the Rovers]

I also believe we’re interested in Peter Parsnip and Trevor Turnip? 

Jasper Carrott and Jason Orange too.

Aynsley Pears and Gabadinho Mhango available for transfer?

[scawsby steve]

I also believe we’re interested in Peter Parsnip and Trevor Turnip? 

Sorry for being pedantic Lincs,but a Melon is fruit,not a vegatable,maybe Ollie Orange or Tommy Tomato and for those of you who think a Tomato is veg,it is used as a vegatable but is botanically actually a fruit! I need to get out more often   

Dead right, Drover. Tomato is a fruit, yet we put salt on it. Rhubarb is a vegetable, yet we put custard on it.

Weird.

[Chris Black come back]

Sugar. Dip rhubarb in sugar.

[LincsRover]

I love a bit of carrot cake! 

[Spilsby Red]

New forward. Jasper Carrot

[BobG]

I suspect Birmingham City have got him all tied up in contracts....

Remember Doncaster Rovers 0, pause, Birmingham City 36?!

BobG