Alfreton

[BobG]

I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG

Any particular reason why you Googled that Bob?

 

Yes Pancho. LincsRovers comment. It was wrong. I knew it was wrong. So Google confirmed just to keep all the Doubting Thomas's quiet.

BobG

[LincsRover]

I've always heard conflicting stories about that. Is it legal, or is it not legal, with your cousin? Google reckons it's legal in this country. You could even marry her if you wanted...

BobG

Any particular reason why you Googled that Bob?

 

Yes Pancho. LincsRovers comment. It was wrong. I knew it was wrong. So Google confirmed just to keep all the Doubting Thomas's quiet.

BobG

You certainly cleared it up for me too bob, I had no idea either way but, knowing my cousins, it just seemed wrong! It is a great song though!! 

[rich1471]

Alfreton had a Rory Delap esque player launching throw ins into our box from anywhere in our half. There going to be a threat with that tactic in the NLN

Absolutely, I'm sure he threw one into the six yard box from nearer the half way line than the corner flag. Big weapon for them this season.

He did his throws where very dangerous and we struggled when they came in

[BobG]

Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

[Pancho Regan]

Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.

[BobG]

 

I wonder if the lady is still around....?

BobG
PS. There was one girl in your year I had the hots for.... Tall, very long, dark hair. Moved nicely And that's all I ever did get to know.....!

[Chris Black come back]

Very odd thread.

[LincsRover]

Certainly is, I think I should apologise! It started out normally but then quickly slipped to undertones and teenage kicks, at which point I brought my perfect cousin into the mix. From there it slid into depravity and the definition of incest (thanks for the clarification Bob). I truly apologise to anyone disturbed by this thread. Although, to be fair, I have made quite a few Barnsley fans very happy! 

[BobG]

Lol. I think it's rarher entertaining. But then, I ain't precious

BobG

[GazLaz]

Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.

Imagine bragging about fancying your cousin. And you call me names!!!

[Metalmicky]

Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.

Did he know you fancied him....

[MachoMadness]

Thought I'd taken a wrong turn and ended up on the Barnsley forum for a minute.

[drfchound]

Actually Pancho, Lincs I knew because I am an insatiable and voracious reader. Amongst the many, many books I have read is one of Dick Francis's thrillers - the hero is in love with his cousin,  and she isn't too stand offish either. Of course there's plenty of mental anguishing. The legality, the religious underpinning and the moral dimension are all  discussed very clearly. In the end they're both happy to do what comes naturally. From memory, other reading suggests there is little genetic risk to doing so.

BobG

Bob, if only I’d know that when I was at Danum Grammar.

I fancied my cousin like mad when I was a teenager but assumed that if I attempted to take it further I would have been arrested and sent to Hatfield Borstal.

Or had my tackle surgically removed.

Did he know you fancied him....

Haha. Brilliant.

[RoversInSpain]

Very funny thread tbf. I suppose we could bring the thread back closer to the title. Anyone with a cousin in Alfreton?

[ravenrover]

Lots of Warburtons in Alfreton as there are Barnsley

[scawsby steve]

Lots of Warburtons in Alfreton as there are Barnsley

You mean lots of people loafing about?

Alright, alright; I'll get mi coat.

[ravenrover]

Nooo they're all "intabread"