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jucyberry

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Joke
« on March 07, 2010, 08:17:29 pm by jucyberry »
A man goes to a dominatrix and says humiliate me as much as possible. It's 500 quid she says, He pays and she throws him a Man Utd shirt and says wear that.
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CusworthRovers

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Re:Joke
« Reply #1 on March 07, 2010, 11:46:47 pm by CusworthRovers »
I had some bad news when I got in from work tonight.

From the earlier wash I had put on. I got home, opened the washing machine door and found the budgie dead inside. I'm chuffin gutted, he'd been in the family for years........I do take heart that he at least died in Comfort.
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donnyjay

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« Reply #2 on March 08, 2010, 12:11:44 am by donnyjay »
My grandad's just been given a pacemaker and says it's great. Wherever he goes there's a little Ethiopian fella who walks in front of him.
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eastender

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« Reply #3 on March 08, 2010, 12:26:12 am by eastender »
I got clamped tonight and had to pay £100 to get it released.


I  won't be visiting that dominatrix again ,the robbing slag. :(
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