If O'Driscoll leaves...

[BillyStubbsTears]

Fear not lads and lasses. There's a ready made replacement at Cheltenham in our old (ahem) star player, Mark Yates.

Just seen his side score 4 in the last 7 minutes to win away 6-5, and his response on the Football League Show was straight out of the O'Driscoll book.

Voice hardly above a whisper.

Looking like someone has just told him his Grandad has been arrested for buggering babies.

Even with the same dour Black Country accent.

\"Straynge gaym. A few negatives. A few things we didn't do roight...\"

Bring him on...

[Thinwhiteduke]

Got enough with this twerp spreading rumours on Footymad who swears Sean will be at Brammall Lane before next weekend!!.....

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=184&fid=96&sty=2&act=1&mid=2122486817

[BillyStubbsTears]

I very much liked this supporting statement from one of our less literate S2 friends:

\"i know a guy hu works 4 Blades\"

That settles it then. Excpet for one thing.

This guy, Hu.

Is he the one in charge of Chengdu Blades, the Sheffield United-owned club that has just been booted out of the Chinese Super League for match fixing?

Or maybe he's a Triad who is paid in cold hard steel.






Or maybe, just maybe, he's the bloke who cleans the shitters on the away end at Bramall Lane and likes to sound like a big cock to his mates.