Volcanic dust

[shaun from thorne]

The cloud of dust that has blanketed europe has been tracked back to leeds united fc,apparently the cleaner opened the trophy cabinet and gave it a wipe.

[RobTheRover]

Not Ken Bates opening his wallet, then?

[BillyStubbsTears]

For comic quality, about on a par with the old Tommy Docherty jokes:

\"When I started as manager at Chelsea, I opened the Trophy cabinet and a Japanese soldier crawled out.\"

\"I promised the Wolves Chairman that I'd get them out of the Second Division and I did. We got relegated.\"

\"Elton John wanted to rename Watford 'Queen of the South'\"

\"No I'm not saying my Mother-in-Law's ugly but...\"

[Lytham Rover]

shaun from thorne wrote:

The cloud of dust that has blanketed europe has been tracked back to leeds united fc,apparently the cleaner opened the trophy cabinet and gave it a wipe.

my mate has just read me the same one but it was newcastle united in preparation for the championship trophy

the power of the internet eh?

[Filo]

I saw the thread title and thought there was a new halucinating substance on the streets

[LongbridgeMGRover]

look at the TV pictures of the volcano while you can. you won't be able to see anything about the eruption in Iceland after midnight tonight on BBC or ITV. apparently Rupert Murdoch and Sky have put in an injunction claiming they have exclusive rights to televise the ashes.

[gillinghamrover]

LongbridgeMGRover wrote:

look at the TV pictures of the volcano while you can. you won't be able to see anything about the eruption in Iceland after midnight tonight on BBC or ITV. apparently Rupert Murdoch and Sky have put in an injunction claiming they have exclusive rights to televise the ashes.

Very good,all your own work or stolen?

[not on facebook]

iam for one is praying that this volcanic dust is here this time next week

[Filo]

Planning on taking the Scunny game in if the flights are still grounded eh?

[CusworthRovers]

I've just been outside and got showered with Black Forest Gateaux, Lasagne's and frozen nibblies. Is this the fall out from Iceland?

[not on facebook]

Planning on taking the Scunny game in if the flights are still grounded eh?

som'ert on them lines filo fella

[The Red Baron]

Q: What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole?


A: The volcano is still blowing ash.