Two reasons to be glad we live in England...

[jucyberry]

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/29545...ter-feeling-eel.html

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/29543...on-to-have-baby.html


I feel sooo sick now...
         

[bobjimwilly]

You been drinking jucy? Them links don't work?    

[Bentley Bullet]

I'm thinking of emigrating, there are too many foreigners here.

[Dutch Uncle]

Emigrating is not always what it's cracked up to be - as you say you are always the foreigner - even after 30+ years in my case

There's plenty to miss from Blighty....not least a sense of humour

Tip number 1 for any emigrant - learn the language

That being said it is always a case of glass half full or empty - embrace what you find it can be great

So as the great Tom Lehrer once said - 'Life is like a sewer.....what you get out of it depends on what you put into it'

[jucyberry]

whoops, sorry boys... first i got them in the wrong place then i copied them, so i guess they dont work like that.. let me try again...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954310/Gran-and-grandson-to-have-baby.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html

[BillyStubbsTears]

I do so love The Sun. Here's a picture of an eel in case you don't know what one looks like.

It's like when there's a plane crash and they show you a computer generated graphic in three sections.

1) Plane flying in the sky perfectly normally

2) Plane veers off to one side

3) Plane hits ground in a big fireball with bits coming off it

...with the obligatory wavy line connecting graphics 2 and 3.

First time I saw that sort of image, it was a life-changing revelation. I'd never understood what the words \"plane\" and \"crash\" meant before.

EDIT: Mind, be grateful it wasn't The Sport. At the side of the eel, there'd have been a picture of a Chinaman's rectum with a wavy line/arrow thing connecting the former to the latter.

[Filo]

jucyberry wrote:

whoops, sorry boys... first i got them in the wrong place then i copied them, so i guess they dont work like that.. let me try again...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954310/Gran-and-grandson-to-have-baby.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html

They`re obviously natives of Barnsley travelling the world and spreading the gospel