Joke

[Old Popsider]

How come, every time my wife got pregnant, her woman friends would rub her tummy and say,\" ooh, congratulations ?\"
How come they didn't rub my willy and say \"well done ?\"

[Old Popsider]

GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect
the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''

[CusworthRovers]

Agreed, these women can be so ungrateful.

I was giving my wife an orgasm last night, and the ungrateful cow spat it out.

[Old Popsider]

Three men married women from different cultures, the first man married a Chinese woman, he told her to do the dishes and housework. It took a few days but on the third day he came home to see it all done.
The second man married an Italian woman, he told her to do all the cooking, cleaning and dishes. The first day he didn't see any results but by the third day all was done and dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Sheffield and told her to clean the house, wash the dishes, mow the lawn and have hot meals on the table each day. On the first day he couldn't see anything, on the second day he still couldn't see anything; however, on the third day some of the swelling had gone down!!!!!