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not on facebook

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thought i share this funny one with yers
« on May 27, 2010, 12:26:18 am by not on facebook »
was playing for a english pub football team out here in oslo,
infact we was the only pub football team in whole of oslo as you was playing agianst company teams like the post office,banks,prison gaurds,railway workers,students etc etc

we was called 'belfry pub' and started off in league3 which we won,thenm we won league2 and in 3rd season were playing in league1.

we was getting the same refs all the time so by the first game in league1 we knew alot about are refs as they did us.

so its the first game in league1 for belfry pub fc and we have ben eating raw meat all week for first game of season.both teams are on the pitch when ref shouts to all of belfry football team

it went like this......

'belfry pub football team,all of you come here,you,you,you
and you and you come here'

'belfry manager/coach you come here too'

all belfry players and manager are now stood infront of ref
looking/watching his pointing finger

'belfry pub football team I NOW KNOW WHAT A Kitson IS'


kick off was put back 10mins whilst belfry pub football team
picked them sens up off the floor and pulled them sens together.


also the word 'fitter' in norwegian means pussy/fanny/

so plastered around the pub flyers were put up in the english
words of

'GET FITTER' JOIN BELFRY FOOTBALL CLUB'
the amount of local noggys wanting to sign up for us that season went up 10 fold.



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Mike_F

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Re:thought i share this funny one with yers
« Reply #1 on May 27, 2010, 09:28:58 am by Mike_F »
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Great story mate!

Smeg

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Re:thought i share this funny one with yers
« Reply #2 on May 27, 2010, 12:23:14 pm by Smeg »
Puts a new spin on \"You can't better than a Kwik Fit fitter\"

 

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