Piss Poor Rovers Related Claims to Fame

[tommy toes]

I had to stop him sabotaging a train. He was trying to derail er.
《Scrapint barrel now》

[idler]

I met him once in London, inner tube station. I asked him if he fancied a pint, and he said: "No thanks, I only drink at night, I can't handle bars in the daytime".

I'm sure that he'd have raleighed round though.