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Title: What food can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 07, 2015, 06:22:58 pm
I'll start seeing as it's my idea....

I can't stand Broccoli. It's like eating perfumed Bonsai trees.
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Post by: coventryrover on July 07, 2015, 06:28:11 pm
Peas, celery and beetroot
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Post by: nice one rovers on July 07, 2015, 06:34:15 pm
All the stuff my wife insists on trying to make me like.
CousCous. Risotto. Humous. Salmon.

There's enough good food already, without resorting to this crap.
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Post by: nice one rovers on July 07, 2015, 06:36:31 pm
Peas, celery and beetroot

Wow, add carrots to this list and you've virtually got my top 4 best foods! It's a mad world intit.
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Post by: StocktonRover on July 07, 2015, 06:41:20 pm
Sprouts - the green Giants b*llocks
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Post by: Glyn_Wigley on July 07, 2015, 06:44:32 pm
Milk, butter, mayonnaise, broccoli, parsnips, liver, tongue, shellfish, amongst other things. On top of that I don't like wines or spirits - especially sherry, just a whiff of that wants to make me heave.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 07, 2015, 07:00:27 pm
Milk, butter, mayonnaise, broccoli, parsnips, liver, tongue, shellfish, amongst other things. On top of that I don't like wines or spirits - especially sherry, just a whiff of that wants to make me heave.

Bloody 'ell, that Hugh Fearnley-Whippingstool would love you!  :lol:
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Post by: i_ateallthepies on July 07, 2015, 07:12:47 pm
small portions.
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Post by: bigbadjack on July 07, 2015, 07:37:06 pm
Tomato ketchup
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Post by: RobTheRover on July 07, 2015, 07:42:14 pm
Pernod
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Post by: jucyberry on July 07, 2015, 07:45:12 pm
Kidneys. Nasty dirty smelly things.  :sick:
My least favourite of all the meat products to prep. Trimming out the root and the final leaking of the last drops of liquid. Yuk.

They taste foul too.
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Post by: drfc1951 on July 07, 2015, 07:54:56 pm
Tuna , sweetcorn,parsnips,tomatoes and beetroot.
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Post by: GM-MarkB on July 07, 2015, 08:38:05 pm
Olives...pure evil
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 07, 2015, 09:03:12 pm
Olives...pure evil

Agree. I bit into one once and I honestly thought someone had played a trick and put some of those scented bath balls in the bowl.
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Post by: drfchound on July 07, 2015, 10:29:29 pm
I've never tasted one of the KM pies but boy do they stink.
I am sure i wouldn't like them.

One food i can't even bear to be near, never mind eat, is mashed potato, especially if it is swimming in gravy.
(writer leaves keyboard to throw up)
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Post by: auckleyflyer on July 07, 2015, 10:31:47 pm
As big bad jack Tommy sauce! even the smell makes me heave! if the kids have it on their hands they can fek off, nowt to do with me!!!!
Oh and archers!!!!!!!! ingrained in my mind from it coming out the other way as a youth.
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Post by: Filo on July 07, 2015, 11:47:37 pm
Anything that is green and grows!
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Post by: Sammy Chung was King on July 08, 2015, 12:54:31 am
The only fish i like are cod with batter and tuna pieces for sandwiches, prawns just looking at them puts me off, i'm supposed to eat salmon for my diet, but i tried it out of a tin horrible stuff.
The kidney beans in chilli con carne, they remind me of the cocoons you find in the soil that insects make, mayonnaise i can only eat it if it's mixed in with say a meat with a tiny bit of it on.
Apart from that i like most things.
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Post by: GazLaz on July 08, 2015, 06:25:21 am
Fish
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Post by: Sprotyrover on July 08, 2015, 07:19:22 am
Butter beans!
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Post by: Nudga on July 08, 2015, 07:34:03 am
Cucumber and mushrooms.
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Post by: mushRTID on July 08, 2015, 08:33:50 am
Olives, most seafood and cous cous.
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Post by: Jenny on July 08, 2015, 09:45:44 am
God you're all weird
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Post by: Wild Rover on July 08, 2015, 10:18:13 am
Pernod and the likes, ( anything aniseed including Fennel )Chillies, Curries ( I like them but they don't like me ) Olives, Sheeps eyballs  ( yep lived in Arab Country ). I suppose just about anything Spicey.
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Post by: nightporter on July 08, 2015, 10:20:53 am
Liver, kidney.
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Post by: jucyberry on July 08, 2015, 10:29:27 am
Broad beans.. yuk. Also, totally with all the Pernod haters, vile stuff..
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Post by: The Red Baron on July 08, 2015, 10:51:24 am
Liver and beetroot. Yuk!

I love the taste of aniseed but can't stand Pernod.
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Post by: Mike_F on July 08, 2015, 10:52:39 am
Liver (although a little bit finely chopped & not overcooked I can deal with). I also like pâté so I'm a bit weird on that one.

Kidneys. Vile, tough, horrible things.

Whelks. Too tough.

Ducks' feet. Completely minging.

Tinned fish. Basically, it's cat food. Give me a fresh tuna steak or carpaccio and I'll wolf it down but don't be passing off brine-laden feline sustenance as real food!

That's about it. I would've put sprouts on that list but I kept trying one on my Xmas dinner every year to see if my palate had changed and now I really like 'em.
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Post by: jucyberry on July 08, 2015, 11:10:23 am
Liver (although a little bit finely chopped & not overcooked I can deal with). I also like pâté so I'm a bit weird on that one.

Kidneys. Vile, tough, horrible things.

Whelks. Too tough.

Ducks' feet. Completely minging.

Tinned fish. Basically, it's cat food. Give me a fresh tuna steak or carpaccio and I'll wolf it down but don't be passing off brine-laden feline sustenance as real food!

That's about it. I would've put sprouts on that list but I kept trying one on my Xmas dinner every year to see if my palate had changed and now I really like 'em.

When I was a kid we had a shellfish stall. One of my jobs was to de worm the whelks... In otherwise remove the stomach.. Yup they really are that attractive..lol.
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Post by: Donnywolf on July 08, 2015, 12:06:50 pm
Liver and beetroot. Yuk!

I love the taste of aniseed but can't stand Pernod.

You Wild Rover and Rob the Rover must have had a total p*** up on Pernod ?
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Post by: RobTheRover on July 08, 2015, 12:37:48 pm
Liver and beetroot. Yuk!

I love the taste of aniseed but can't stand Pernod.


You Wild Rover and Rob the Rover must have had a total p*** up on Pernod ?

Very astute, Wolfie.  Got absolutely wasted on the stuff in Blackpool when I was 17 on the first night of a lads bank holiday weekender.  Spent the saturday in the hotel room puking up.  Ventured out on the sunday but ended up in a deckchair still out of it.

Happy days, eh?
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Post by: Donnywolf on July 08, 2015, 12:47:46 pm
Yes - most people get hammered on something and never touch it again - and cant even bear to smell it or be near someone drinking it

It does not seem to work with Beer though for some reason. You swear "never again" but gradually you can reacquaint yourself !

I overdid Cider as you did Pernod and it took nearly 10 years till I could bear to be near the stuff !
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Post by: Wild Rover on July 08, 2015, 02:29:55 pm
Liver and beetroot. Yuk!

I love the taste of aniseed but can't stand Pernod.

You Wild Rover and Rob the Rover must have had a total p*** up on Pernod ?

In my case I NEVER touched a drop of it. Nor any of its family friends. Whisky, Guinness, Rum , Brandy , Pochin, and whichever house I was in bitter ,were my downfalls.

Add Gin to my hates.
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Post by: The Red Baron on July 08, 2015, 05:05:14 pm
I can relate to the cider thing as I got seriously drunk on it in my student days and haven't bothered since. In the case of Pernod though, one taste was enough to put me off for life.

Now it's just beer, red wine and malt whisky for me, but not at the same time!
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Post by: Filo on July 08, 2015, 05:09:29 pm
I can relate to the cider thing as I got seriously drunk on it in my student days and haven't bothered since. In the case of Pernod though, one taste was enough to put me off for life.

Now it's just beer, red wine and malt whisky for me, but not at the same time!

You need to try Strongbow Dark Fruits Cider, it'll turn you right on to cider again
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Post by: roversontheup on July 08, 2015, 05:46:49 pm
Yoghurts and mayonnaise on my hate list!
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Post by: Hounslowrover on July 08, 2015, 07:05:50 pm
Tripe - enough said!
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Post by: Donnywolf on July 08, 2015, 08:10:23 pm
I can relate to the cider thing as I got seriously drunk on it in my student days and haven't bothered since. In the case of Pernod though, one taste was enough to put me off for life.

Now it's just beer, red wine and malt whisky for me, but not at the same time!

You need to try Strongbow Dark Fruits Cider, it'll turn you right on to cider again

Or mix it with Guinness for a Black Velvet - whoo hoo
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Post by: Nudga on July 08, 2015, 08:26:25 pm
I can't drink peach schnapps for the same reasons, three f**kin days I was out of it on that stuff. Oh, and mad dog 20/20, I did mix the two though.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 08, 2015, 08:29:59 pm
I can't abide Bacardi ever since getting bladdered on it in Benidorm in my mid-twenties. It smells like Bostick.
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Post by: gillinghamrover on July 08, 2015, 08:41:14 pm
Celery and parsnips
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Post by: BobG on July 08, 2015, 09:08:36 pm
God... There's quite a few.

Above all else them foul school dinner puddings: sago and tapioca. Jesus H! They stank like rancid sick. They looked like rancid sick. And they tasted like rancid sick gone bad. And when the goons dropped blobs of bloody raspberry jam in it... FFS!  Tripe is almost as bad. My Grandma made me tripe and onions once as a special treat when I was sick in bed as a kid. f*** me! It went straight down the loo that did. What a foul stench it was.

Apart from them, I also go many miles to avoid:

CousCous. Humous. Liver. Kidney.  Prawns. Bananas.  Raisins. Celery. Tongue. Butter beans.

Lol. I didn't realise I was such a picky bugger.

BobG
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Post by: moses on July 08, 2015, 10:24:24 pm
Mayonnaise, I tell my kids it is made of babies. I swear there is a conspiracy to get you to eat it. If you a lazy beggar and buy a sandwich for dinner they sneak it every thing. Almost makes me do my own snap rather than buying it.
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Post by: BobG on July 08, 2015, 10:48:18 pm
I dont mind mayonnaise,  but you're dead right. It sneaks in everywhere these days - presumably cos its easier to spread and cheaper than any of the butter substitutes? I used to love egg sandwiches. Sad, I know. But there it is. But you try buying a plain egg sandwich these days. Every single one has been infiltrated by that bloody mayonnaise.

Tell you something else that sneaks everywhere too: rabbit food! Why does every sodding sandwich in this country have to have a bloody piece of soggy lettuce or even soggier cucumber in it????

Bob
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Post by: jucyberry on July 08, 2015, 11:11:07 pm
Lol, you Yorkshire men and mayo.. Bless him, the fella took half an hour today to find a mayo free sarnie. I just had this image of him, standing in front of the snacks chuntering away to me on his earphones. abusing the chicken and mayo sandwiches....

Why they can't add a sachet of mayo for the customer to add at the end would make so much sense.
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Post by: glosterred on July 09, 2015, 09:04:33 am
I dont mind mayonnaise,  but you're dead right. It sneaks in everywhere these days - presumably cos its easier to spread and cheaper than any of the butter substitutes? I used to love egg sandwiches. Sad, I know. But there it is. But you try buying a plain egg sandwich these days. Every single one has been infiltrated by that bloody mayonnaise.

Tell you something else that sneaks everywhere too: rabbit food! Why does every sodding sandwich in this country have to have a bloody piece of soggy lettuce or even soggier cucumber in it????

Bob

Probably a right wing conspiracy Bob

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Post by: andy didcott on July 09, 2015, 09:28:01 am
Jellied eels, absolutely minging.
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Post by: Rios on July 09, 2015, 12:41:57 pm
Sprouts, cabbage, turnip, all alcohol, aniseed, tripe, strawberries (to be fair they make me vomit rather than I dont like them), eggs, jellied eels, marmite and I'm not mad keen on Garlic although like Mayonnaise it seems to be in everything these days as like salt/sugar it's a cheap way to make rubbish food taste edible.
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Post by: Yargo on July 09, 2015, 12:43:34 pm
Black pudding
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Post by: 5minstogo on July 09, 2015, 01:02:47 pm
Offal, olives, sweetcorn, mushrooms. Grim
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Post by: Wild Rover on July 09, 2015, 03:58:05 pm
I aint too keen on Shamrock or clover, makes good s..t , but has little else to commend it. :facepalm:
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Post by: Draytonian III on July 09, 2015, 11:12:17 pm
I had the smell of coffee, including coffee sweets ,also lemon curd it looks like snot
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Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 10, 2015, 12:48:49 am
I'll pretty much eat owt, me.

Only one thing I can ever remember drawing the line at.

Did some work with a French company 15 years ago. At the time of the Mad Cow crisis. British beef was banned all over the world. Had a meeting in France - Drench folk had been pissing themselves all the way through the meeting about English food. How we were shit at culinary issues.

Then we went out for dinner. Decent quality restaurant. Menu only in French and I recognised nowt. I stared at the menu for minutes trying to make sense of it. One of the French lads asked if I wanted him to order something for me. Me being proud, I told him I was perfectly competent at French and was just making up my mind what to go for. Eventually, I chose something at random and all the French lads nodded in grudging approval.

Turns out I had ordered a hollowed out pig's trotter, stuffed with pig fat and roasted.

Absolutely f**king disgusting. I had one mouthful and nearly retched. But I'd got my knackers in the game by then so I ate the whole lot.

I'm retching now just thinking about it.
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Post by: tommy toes on July 10, 2015, 10:21:32 pm
I like most of the things that the rest of you seem to hate.
Olives are lovely. So are sprouts. All seafood is gorgeous esp mussels. I could eat a plate of whelks now, with lots of black pepper and vinegar mmmm...
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Post by: RobTheRover on July 10, 2015, 10:23:02 pm
I'd do all of them apart from sprouts.

Sprouts and cauliflower are the only 2 veg I refuse to tackle
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Post by: Sammy Chung was King on July 10, 2015, 11:47:50 pm
Give me salad cream over mayonnaise any time, cauliflower the leaves off them are gorgeous dipped in some gravy, very rarely get leaves with them now.
You can't eat anything without black pepper it's not civil.
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Post by: LincsRover on July 12, 2015, 10:32:35 pm
I love olives, offal (especially kidneys flash fried until pink), sprouts, black pudding, aniseed, all seafood, anything spicy, anything not spicy, pretty much anything in fact, I just love food!

But tripe (actually smells of sh*t) and goats cheese (in a Peter Kay accent - cheese? From a goat???... Dirty b*st*rds!) are the snot of satan and make me gag just thinking about them!!

 :evil:
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Post by: i_ateallthepies on July 13, 2015, 05:43:54 pm
With you 100% on your top line Lincs but I eat everything on your bottom line too, barring sh*t and snot.
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Post by: BobG on July 13, 2015, 10:30:31 pm
I once had the misfortune to visit the caves where Rocquefort cheese is matured. I promise you, you don't wanna go anywhere near either the cheese or those bloody caves. A stench to rival tripe, tapioca and sago. Truly awful. And I was forced to undergo the whole sodding tour.

BobG
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Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 13, 2015, 11:51:17 pm
In my original graduate profession as a civil engineer, I did work at Wards Brewery in Sheffield, building an extension to the brewery. As part of the work, I had to survey the existing buildings, including the one where they fermented the beer.

Jesus wept, the stench. Fair put me off beer for 48 hours.

 But that wasn't the worst. We did a job a Melton Mowbray sewage works. Where the big problem was the fatbergs from the Pork Pie factory. They were floating on top of the stilling ponds. And it was mid-August

You truly do not want to know. It is one of only two occasions when I have puked at work. The other being after I got shit faced at the works Xmas do, got off with the boss's grand-daughter crawled into work the next day and spent the morning retching in the bogs.
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Post by: Sammy Chung was King on July 14, 2015, 01:16:01 am
In my original graduate profession as a civil engineer, I did work at Wards Brewery in Sheffield, building an extension to the brewery. As part of the work, I had to survey the existing buildings, including the one where they fermented the beer.

Jesus wept, the stench. Fair put me off beer for 48 hours.

 But that wasn't the worst. We did a job a Melton Mowbray sewage works. Where the big problem was the fatbergs from the Pork Pie factory. They were floating on top of the stilling ponds. And it was mid-August

You truly do not want to know. It is one of only two occasions when I have puked at work. The other being after I got shit faced at the works Xmas do, got off with the boss's grand-daughter crawled into work the next day and spent the morning retching in the bogs.

And found out next morning your bonus had been cancelled, and a hosses head was on your pillow!. :laugh:
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Post by: River Don on July 18, 2015, 12:56:21 am
I do not like sea food.

I know it is just about the most healthy food there is but I do not like it. Something about the smell or the texture, I don't like.

I will force myself to eat cod and chips now and again, it's okay but I don't relish it.

Honestly, I wish it was otherwise. I know it is good stuff but I don't like it and that s it.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 18, 2015, 09:08:25 am
I do not like sea food.

I know it is just about the most healthy food there is but I do not like it. Something about the smell or the texture, I don't like.

I will force myself to eat cod and chips now and again, it's okay but I don't relish it.

Honestly, I wish it was otherwise. I know it is good stuff but I don't like it and that s it.


I wonder if something that occurs in childhood can put people off certain types of food for the rest of their lives?

RD, can you recall such an experience from your childhood that haddock cause to put you off sea food?
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Post by: Mike_F on July 18, 2015, 11:20:51 am
My missus is by far the worst eater I've ever met. It's incredibly infuriating having to cook different meals or not go to most restaurants because there's nothing she likes. She reckons it's because her dad used to force her to eat meat as a kid but I don't buy that. If she wasn't so bloody awkward he wouldn't have needed to force her.
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Post by: bobjimwilly on July 18, 2015, 01:08:46 pm
If she wasn't so bloody awkward he wouldn't have needed to force her.

:thumbsup:
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Post by: Donnywolf on July 19, 2015, 03:23:26 pm
I do not like sea food.

I know it is just about the most healthy food there is but I do not like it. Something about the smell or the texture, I don't like.

I will force myself to eat cod and chips now and again, it's okay but I don't relish it.

Honestly, I wish it was otherwise. I know it is good stuff but I don't like it and that s it.


I wonder if something that occurs in childhood can put people off certain types of food for the rest of their lives?

RD, can you recall such an experience from your childhood that haddock cause to put you off sea food?

.... yes when we get you under the Inspection Lamp pray tell us the answer !
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Post by: Orlandokarla on July 24, 2015, 01:42:13 am
Anything that tastes like grass/dirt/pond weed that is supposedly healthy.