Caption competition

[Bentley Bullet]

# I should be so lucky #

[Dagenham Rover]

I'm not sure there is any caption that could beat that  

[Donnywolf]

Keep on Pumpin' It ?

[Bald Rover]

Kylie my sweet are you wearing a dildoooooooooooooowwwww!

[Old Popsider]

Is this a microphone or are you really pleased to be on my lap?!!

[eastender]

Kylie..\" I can see why they call you big Ted\"

[Bentley Bullet]

Kylie..I've got a good reputation for doing this. If I blow it will you give good feedback too?

[Nudga]

Bentley Bullet wrote:

Kylie..HAHAHAHA I can't hahaha believe hahaha that i'm heheheh w**king hahaha a bear off hehehe

Ted...Hummmphhh....nnnya.....ooyeah.....aarrgghh....put yer mouth on it......ooo...oooo....nnnyeah....suck it....f**kin suck it......yeah....yeah.....yeah....suck my balls.....ooooffff.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Bear: Kylie? Can we do my favourite one next?

Kylie: What's that?

Bear: It's in your eyes. And all over your hair.

[Bentley Bullet]

Bear \"Am I the first Bear you've done this sort of thing with?\"

Kylie \"Don't make me laugh, I've been having Nookie for years!\"