The Nun and the Hippie

[Dickie Dido]

THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: \"Can we have sex?\"

\"No,\" she replies, \"I'm married to God.\" She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
\"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!\"

\"Yeah?\", says the hippie.

\"Yeah!\", say the bus driver.. \"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God.\"

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

\"I am God,\" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. \"Have sex with me.\"

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a Flourish.

\"Ha-ha,\" he cries. \"I'm the hippie!\"

\"Ha-ha,\" cries the nun. \"I'm the bus driver!

[CusworthRovers]

A Priest sees a little boy on top of a cliff face crying.

Priest 'Bless you my son, why are we crying?'
Boy 'My mummy and daddy have both jumped over the edge and I think they are dead'
Priest takes a good look round and pulls his cock out 'Not your day then, is it my boy'

[redrover19]

It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.

Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.

The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.

The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked \"Who is it\"?

The reply from behind the door was \"Its the blind man\".

The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.

Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said \"Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds? \"