If you had a false hand.......

[Dickie Dido]

What sort of attachment would you have?

Would you be the aggressive sort who would choose a knife, or even worse a Machete, a Hook, or maybe you're more of the hedonistic type who would pick a vibrating tube, about an inch and a half wide, and felt lined?

[Viking Don]

A Swiss army type one. With one attachment being the vibrating tube, although it'd have to be a wee bit wider.

[BobG]

I'ds have a 4 foot prick on mine. And I'd shove it up Maggie Thatchers's arse.

BobG

[Ten Mile Banker]

I actually lol at that!

[Bentley Bullet]

What's Dennis Wise doing these days?

[CusworthRovers]

An excellent question and debating point.

I too would have to go with a self made swiss army style attachments.

Initially the standard day to day hand would just have the basics, like Penis attachments and clit ticklers.

I would do a bit of showboating at parties and have a hand with 'God' written on it and shout 'brap brap, now then lads, Maradona'a in the house'. Also a tiny hand and in the same scenario 'yo yo yo, word up, the Beadles in the house'


It would be good in the garage in it's swiss army style, flick a saw out for a bit of woodwork, pliers, hammer, chisel etc etc.

A gloved cast iron hand, for when you are going to be scrapping.

[DonnyNoel]

Bentley Bullet wrote:

What's Dennis Wise doing these days?

Still waiting for us to crumble