George Michael

[CusworthRovers]

I see George is moving out of Pentonville in favour of a more softer Prison in Suffolk. I thought he would have had a familiarity with Pentonville. Having had previous tenants including Messers Boy George and Oscar Wilde, I would have took my chance on finding a hidden butt plug in the brickwork or a walnut tickler under the sink, to keep me company. It's got to be better than a hairless fister.


............anyway, so there I was laid back on the sofa, eyes closed, having a nice peaceful w**k, only to find the t**tting DFS store assistants had called the Police.

[jucyberry]

George Michael has settled in well in his cell..he even likes his shaven headed cellmate.

so much infact he has written a song about him that he hopes will be his new single...









He is calling it hairless fister

[Savvy]

Reports of George Michael being found in his cell with a Mars bar stuck up his jacksy are incorrect....it was only a careless wispa!

[CusworthRovers]

I was asked to go and see my ex wife last night immediately after the Leeds game. Anyway, as I'd had a few and I was feeling a bit down after the match, well one thing led to another, kissing, foreplay and of course we ended up having sex. Have to say the Police weren't impressed at all, I was only meant to be identifying the body.

[Bentley Bullet]

CusworthRovers wrote:

I see George is moving out of Pentonville in favour of a more softer Prison in Suffolk. I thought he would have had a familiarity with Pentonville. Having had previous tenants including Messers Boy George and Oscar Wilde, I would have took my chance on finding a hidden butt plug in the brickwork or a walnut tickler under the sink, to keep me company. It's got to be better than a hairless fister.


............anyway, so there I was laid back on the sofa, eyes closed, having a nice peaceful wonk, only to find the t**tting DFS store assistants had called the Police.

You should have asked her to wake you up before you co-co.

[keepmoatman]

george has been forced to give hand jobs t his fellow inmates before having t make hot chocolate for them . he is currently working on his new single about his time inside .its called \"w**k me off before your cocoa\"  

[not on facebook]

should let the fcuker rot in cell block H far as i care

[Nudga]

CusworthRovers wrote:

I was asked to go and see my ex wife last night immediately after the Leeds game. Anyway, as I'd had a few and I was feeling a bit down after the match, well one thing led to another, kissing, foreplay and of course we ended up having sex. Have to say the Police weren't impressed at all, I was only meant to be identifying the body.

Aah, you've been watching \"the Sixth Sense\" where that little kid says weirdly \"I f**k dead people\".

[roversam]

oslorovers wrote:

should let the fcuker rot in cell block H far as i care

Why  :angry:  is he a murderer or summat  

[BillyStubbsTears]

oslorovers wrote:

should let the fcuker rot in cell block H far as i care

A tad harsh int it? All he's ever done is made a string if shit songs and bummed sumdi.  If you dispensed that sort of justice then Elton John, David Bowie and Michael Bubbly would be doing life.














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