George Osbourne

[BillyStubbsTears]

Now, I would like to smash my fist into the \"Most Punchable Face of the Year\" as much as the next chap.

But I'm prepared to accept that I may have underestimated him.

Just seen him on the news, brazenly admitting that he has an agenda to f**k up the Juggernaut of the Chinese Economy and thereby free the world from the prospect of being dominated by inscrutable yellow men with brilliantine in their hair.

And I quote. \"We're here to persuade the Chinese that their economy could benefit from some of the skills that we have to sell in the UK. Like banking...\"

[CusworthRovers]

Bullingdon Boy 'What oh there, yellow man of custard, dripping from a dead dogs eye. Instead of you lot exporting to us, 3 times of what we are exporting to you, how about we sort out some of your banking issues?'

Hu Jintao 'You are young grasshopper, but you will learn'

[BillyStubbsTears]

Just heard on news that they've signed a deal to sell Rolls Royce jet engines to China. Genius!

[BillyStubbsTears]

As part of the Govt's new drive for openess, they've released minutes of the Cabinet meeting where they planned this China trip.

Cameron: So, why are we going to China again?

Hague: We're going there to dicsuss trade with the Chinese Government.

Cameron: Who is the President?

Hague: That's right.

Cameron: Pardon?

Hague: Hu is the President.

Osbourne: What?

Hague: No, Hu.

Osbourne: Don't get smart with me Wath Comp boy. YOU'RE supposed to be the Foreign Secretary. I'm just a failed journalist. How should I know who is the Chinese President. Northern bum suck.

Hague: No Gideon. Bum Suk was the Korean President. Hu is the Chinese President.

Cameron: I get it. We two will talk to Hu about why and where and how?

Hague: Exactly. We're taking business leaders to smooch up to the Chinese businessmen and I want you two to woo Hu too.

Osbourne: Ah! A Woo-Hoo! I say! It'll be like being back in the Bully.

Cameron: How jolly! Prolly get off our trolley on Bolly.

Osbourne: I'll bring Daddy's lolly.

etc, etc...

[CusworthRovers]

Quality BST.

Hague- I say you Southern pimms drinkers. Let's go the land of Hu and smash up their economy. What say you chaps?

Gideon- Ok you salt of the earth northern rapscallian, always had a soft spot for Dr Seuss from my Eton days.

Cammo- Arrrh the old common room at Eton and the rolled up Dr Seuss books. 'Bend over and say Hu now'. Happy days, safe days, lonely days, tearful days, painful days. Will you be wearing the tight jeans and tight t shirt William?

[BillyStubbsTears]

It gets worse.

Cameron: OK, so Hu's the President. Who's the Premier?

Hague: No, Hu is just the President.

Cameron: I know. I asked who's the Premier?

Hague: Wen.

Cameron: Just now foetus features. Are you trying to be clever?

Osbourne: Ignore the oik. No speeky Ingleesh in Wath, what ho?

Hague: Wen is the Premier.

Cameron: When is the Premier what?

etc, etc.

Mind, it cuts both ways: recently declassified Beijing Politburo minutes from 1982 reveal the following converstaion between Deng Xiaoping and the British Ambassador.

Deng: Ah need to speak with Honolable Blitish Chancerror of Exchequer. Mister Geffly...Mister Geffley...Mister Geffley...

Ambassador: Howe?

Deng: On terryphone stupid. You think we plimitives here in China?

[Savvy]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

As part of the Govt's new drive for openess, they've released minutes of the Cabinet meeting where they planned this China trip.

Cameron: So, why are we going to China again?

Hague: We're going there to dicsuss trade with the Chinese Government.

Cameron: Who is the President?

Hague: That's right.

Cameron: Pardon?

Hague: Hu is the President.

Osbourne: What?

Hague: No, Hu.

Osbourne: Don't get smart with me Wath Comp boy. YOU'RE supposed to be the Foreign Secretary. I'm just a failed journalist. How should I know who is the Chinese President. Northern bum suck.

Hague: No Gideon. Bum Suk was the Korean President. Hu is the Chinese President.

Cameron: I get it. We two will talk to Hu about why and where and how?

Hague: Exactly. We're taking business leaders to smooch up to the Chinese businessmen and I want you two to woo Hu too.

Osbourne: Ah! A Woo-Hoo! I say! It'll be like being back in the Bully.

Cameron: How jolly! Prolly get off our trolley on Bolly.

Osbourne: I'll bring Daddy's lolly.

etc, etc...

  post of the week!!!!      

[Boomstick]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Now, I would like to smash my fist into the \"Most Punchable Face of the Year\" as much as the next chap.

But I'm prepared to accept that I may have underestimated him.

Just seen him on the news, brazenly admitting that he has an agenda to fcuk up the Juggernaut of the Chinese Economy and thereby free the world from the prospect of being dominated by inscrutable yellow men with brilliantine in their hair.

And I quote. \"We're here to persuade the Chinese that their economy could benefit from some of the skills that we have to sell in the UK. Like banking...\"

So the government go to China, the fastest growing economy in the world to improve trade relations. Its also announced that Rolls Royce are supplying them jet engines. You cant twist it in anyway shape or form to make it look bad. This is a good thing.
But then again I didnt expect anything else from bullshitstubbstears.
Pathetic.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Boomstick wrote:

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Now, I would like to smash my fist into the \"Most Punchable Face of the Year\" as much as the next chap.

But I'm prepared to accept that I may have underestimated him.

Just seen him on the news, brazenly admitting that he has an agenda to fcuk up the Juggernaut of the Chinese Economy and thereby free the world from the prospect of being dominated by inscrutable yellow men with brilliantine in their hair.

And I quote. \"We're here to persuade the Chinese that their economy could benefit from some of the skills that we have to sell in the UK. Like banking...\"

So the government go to China, the fastest growing economy in the world to improve trade relations. Its also announced that Rolls Royce are supplying them jet engines. You cant twist it in anyway shape or form to make it look bad. This is a good thing.
But then again I didnt expect anything else from bullshitstubbstears.
Pathetic.

Yer gret bell end.

Have a think about what Rolls Royce have been in the news for this last week then sit down and consider the concept of irony.

[Boomstick]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Boomstick wrote:

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Now, I would like to smash my fist into the \"Most Punchable Face of the Year\" as much as the next chap.

But I'm prepared to accept that I may have underestimated him.

Just seen him on the news, brazenly admitting that he has an agenda to fcuk up the Juggernaut of the Chinese Economy and thereby free the world from the prospect of being dominated by inscrutable yellow men with brilliantine in their hair.

And I quote. \"We're here to persuade the Chinese that their economy could benefit from some of the skills that we have to sell in the UK. Like banking...\"

So the government go to China, the fastest growing economy in the world to improve trade relations. Its also announced that Rolls Royce are supplying them jet engines. You cant twist it in anyway shape or form to make it look bad. This is a good thing.
But then again I didnt expect anything else from bullshitstubbstears.
Pathetic.

Yer gret bell end.

Have a think about what Rolls Royce have been in the news for this last week then sit down and consider the concept of irony.

I see, you made a funny. Very good.

[BobG]

Oh Billy.... You're going to be the death of me. Chuffing brilliant. Once again I'm sitting here soused in bloody tears. Tears of laughter. Stop it for God's sake!

Cheers

BobG

[BillyStubbsTears]

Now. Politburo members. Hu, Wen, Zhang, Gang? Xu, Lui, Hiu, Yu, Wu and Bo? Golly. This PM job is dashed hard. Much easier buggering a fag over a Pimms at Eton, what?

[Snods Shinpad 2]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

It gets worse.

Cameron: OK, so Hu's the President. Who's the Premier?

Hague: No, Hu is just the President.

Cameron: I know. I asked who's the Premier?

Hague: Wen.

Cameron: Just now foetus features. Are you trying to be clever?

Osbourne: Ignore the oik. No speeky Ingleesh in Wath, what ho?

Hague: Wen is the Premier.

Cameron: When is the Premier what?

etc, etc.

Mind, it cuts both ways: recently declassified Beijing Politburo minutes from 1982 reveal the following converstaion between Deng Xiaoping and the British Ambassador.

Deng: Ah need to speak with Honolable Blitish Chancerror of Exchequer. Mister Geffly...Mister Geffley...Mister Geffley...

Ambassador: Howe?

Deng: On terryphone stupid. You think we plimitives here in China?

  Brilliant stuff BST. You really should be getting paid for nonsense of this quality.

[Dutch Uncle]

Here Here - even Mrs Dutch is impressed - many thanks BST

Some of the posts recently have gutbustingly funny

I guess we had to find something else to write about after Lewis Guy left.......