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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334709/The-Big-Bloomers-Company-The-new-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL-underwear-women-105-inch-waistline-theyre-flying-shelves.html
jucyberry wrote:Quotehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334709/The-Big-Bloomers-Company-The-new-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL-underwear-women-105-inch-waistline-theyre-flying-shelves.htmlWell now, my first thoughts were that they belonged to a traveller from Stainy. They would be his slinky mini tanga's and like his Rovers shirt, could be passed along the south stand. However, in light of this traveller type having spent most of yesterday digging out his caravan, I would rule this underwear out of being his. Clearly they are too clean and I would expect many traces of dirt along the waist bit, where his tracky bottoms have slid down his arse exposing the said underwear and a good foot of bum crack, when bending down to shovel the snow from around the caravan and calor gas bottle. I would also expect many yellow stains from sweaty genital grime and finally and the damning evidence of belonging to the said gipnag, they would reveal at least 3-4 poo stripes. Clearly, although a tight fitting fit for him, they cannot be his.