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Author Topic: Not what the Ad men meant do you think?  (Read 1601 times)

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jucyberry

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Not what the Ad men meant do you think?
« on April 25, 2011, 09:32:21 am by jucyberry »
A Jewish man walks into Asda and slaps his circumsized willy on the checkout ,he says to the checkout assistant .......





Bet you cant roll that back.






Talking about supermarkets, my shop was open yesterday, we have a smaller floor area so can unfortunately..lol

Customers were coming in saying they were suprised we were open as the Tesco express in the village (bas**rds) were telling people we would be closed..... (We only get to shut on xmas day, I swear the only religion we follow is the way of the cash register....)

Bugger but I loathe tesco with a passion..talk about a dirty trick, but I guess if nothing else you have to ask , who is more worried about who doesn't it?



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RobTheRover

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Re: Not what the Ad men meant do you think?
« Reply #1 on April 25, 2011, 09:34:06 am by RobTheRover »
Well, every little helps....

;-)

Donnywolf

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Re: Not what the Ad men meant do you think?
« Reply #2 on April 27, 2011, 09:08:54 pm by Donnywolf »
Quote from: \"jucyberry\" post=153129
A Jewish man walks into Asda and slaps his circumsized willy on the checkout ,he says to the checkout assistant .......

Bet you cant roll that back.



I saw him later outside Top Man - crying because he had lost his Pullover

jucyberry

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Re: Not what the Ad men meant do you think?
« Reply #3 on April 27, 2011, 09:11:13 pm by jucyberry »
Lol...  :) :) :)

CusworthRovers

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Re: Not what the Ad men meant do you think?
« Reply #4 on April 28, 2011, 09:26:46 am by CusworthRovers »
Then onto butchers, jewish, couldn't have a ham shank...............piece that one together

Donnywolf

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Re: Not what the Ad men meant do you think?
« Reply #5 on April 28, 2011, 08:55:17 pm by Donnywolf »
My mate went to see Rabbi at home

Rabbi says ...just off upstairs to get changed. Help yourself to owt you see says the Rabbi (he was a Yorkshire Rabbi)

Mate has a quick look round and spots Bowl of Pringles on Sideboard. He resists eating them for a while then remembers \" help yourself to owt you see\" so sneaks a Pringle. As the ad says you cant eat just one - so he goes back again and again getting 2 then 3 then 6 until there aint one left

Rabbi reappears and asks if mate is ok - he says yes thanks but I am afraid I have hogged all the Pringles and Rabbi says they aint Pringles they're last years Foreskins :sick: :sick: :sick:

 

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