One to make your eyes water...

[jucyberry]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html

Oh dearie me, I really don't know what to say about this one, but being the cruel cow I am, it did make me snigger mightily... Poor bugger...

I guess it was his blockbuster moment, but I bet he didn't think that moment would be him starring as the balloon frog in Shrek...  :dry:

[gillinghamrover]

Call me old fashioned, but that was not an accident! Tomfoolery gone wrong me thinks! Ouch!:pinch:

[i_ateallthepies]

You're dead right there gilli' it's one of the first things youngsters get told when they first get employed in a factory how dangerous compressed air is and not to fook about with it.
He's a lucky boy to survive it, it is usually a fatal prank.

[Filo]

When I worked in the Shipyard, thats the first thing they tell you, don`t f**k about with compressed air, as the previous poster said, it usually ends up being fatal!

[jucyberry]

I wonder how the pillock wielding that hose feels now  the poor chap has admited that it was a prank.

I can never understand, and frankly I despise men who find it necessary to have 'fun' at work at the expense of someone else. vile bullies that are only having a laff. Only it isn't..
Day after day, week after week people turn into work feeling sick to the bottom of their stomachs dreading what the day might bring. My ex husband has it on his medical records that he will forever be unfit to go bck to working on building sites as a plasterer because systematic jolly japes like this drove him to a total breakdown that left him a completely different person to the one I married. Two years he went to work in silence..The last straw for him had been the day he turned in and a wag thought it would be funny to get a few of them to hold him down whilst they dry shaved his moustache off.

May they rot in hell.

[Nudga]

\"I don't know how it ended up my shorts\".

Yeah right ya kinky sod, he just felt like giving the old tea towel holder dusting off.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I wonder how the pillock wielding that hose feels now  the poor chap has admited that it was a prank.

I can never understand, and frankly I despise men who find it necessary to have 'fun' at work at the expense of someone else. vile bullies that are only having a laff. Only it isn't..
Day after day, week after week people turn into work feeling sick to the bottom of their stomachs dreading what the day might bring. My ex husband has it on his medical records that he will forever be unfit to go bck to working on building sites as a plasterer because systematic jolly japes like this drove him to a total breakdown that left him a completely different person to the one I married. Two years he went to work in silence..The last straw for him had been the day he turned in and a wag thought it would be funny to get a few of them to hold him down whilst they dry shaved his moustache off.

May they rot in hell.

Amen Debs. It never ceases to amaze me how many grown men have never grown up beyond the playground bully type. It's obscene that decent folk should have to spend their lives in fear of Kitsons like that. You can just about excuse 14 year old bullies - they have no f**king clue. But a 30/40/50 year old one is lower than vermin. If I ever get one working for my company, I'll run the t**t out of a job quicker than he can get his hand on his knackers.

[jucyberry]

My brother in law as a young aprentice was stripped naked, covered in paint and locked in the back of a works van... Now you tell me how this is funny? or is it that SOME men in the building trade are just as thick as pig shit? Because I've never been able to work it out.

[CusworthRovers]

I wonder how the pillock wielding that hose feels now  the poor chap has admited that it was a prank.

I can never understand, and frankly I despise men who find it necessary to have 'fun' at work at the expense of someone else. vile bullies that are only having a laff. Only it isn't..
Day after day, week after week people turn into work feeling sick to the bottom of their stomachs dreading what the day might bring. My ex husband has it on his medical records that he will forever be unfit to go bck to working on building sites as a plasterer because systematic jolly japes like this drove him to a total breakdown that left him a completely different person to the one I married. Two years he went to work in silence..The last straw for him had been the day he turned in and a wag thought it would be funny to get a few of them to hold him down whilst they dry shaved his moustache off.

May they rot in hell.

Amen Debs. It never ceases to amaze me how many grown men have never grown up beyond the playground bully type. It's obscene that decent folk should have to spend their lives in fear of Kitsons like that. You can just about excuse 14 year old bullies - they have no f**king clue. But a 30/40/50 year old one is lower than vermin. If I ever get one working for my company, I'll run the t**t out of a job quicker than he can get his hand on his knackers.

....or you could just send him away to ask for a long stand