Refusal from Moonpig

[CusworthRovers]

Last time I will ever use em. I asked for a cheeky Valentines card for this lass at work I'm tailing. I simply asked for this romantic ditty:

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted!



Is there a spelling mistake somewhere that I've missed?

[Mr1Croft]

Well that is just disgaceful Cussie, I'd complain...

[donnyjay]

Give em a break, they were just trying to stop you from making a social faux pas. Fisting is soooooo 2011.

To be hip and groovy like me it should be something like

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When you're asleep,
I tea-bag you.

Be careful though because although they want you to be honest and open send them something like the one below and they go mental.

Roses are red,
They're a beautiful flower,
I clean my arse with your facecloth,
when I'm in the shower.

Women. Can't live with em, can't bury em in the garden.

[RobTheRover]

Give em a break, they were just trying to stop you from making a social faux pas. Fisting is soooooo 2011.

To be hip and groovy like me it should be something like

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When you're asleep,
I tea-bag you.

Be careful though because although they want you to be honest and open send them something like the one below and they go mental.

Roses are red,
They're a beautiful flower,
I clean my arse with your facecloth,
when I'm in the shower.

Women. Can't live with em, can't bury em in the garden.

Unless your name is Fred West.......

[cas rover]

I believe it`s the political correctness where you slipped up cussy
implying that violets are twisted could offend the gay rights society
other than that
they`re well out of order refusing you

[CusworthRovers]

Good call. I also note the line 'Roses are straight', which again may offend trans-gender goalkeepers

[cas rover]

Good call. I also note the line 'Roses are straight', which again may offend trans-gender goalkeepers

Ha Ha absolutley
brilliant quick thinking there