If Heineken made excuses......................

[jucyberry]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111064/Man-accused-sex-act-train-walks-free-court-judge-says-men-fiddle-public.html

Read this and tell me it couldn't have easily  sprung from the fertile, filthy, funny minds of either Cussie or Nudga.....

It is I think the court report of the decade.....

[CusworthRovers]

He did say he was on the Banjo string!

(If that term 'banjo string' is just a Yorkshire or Donny saying then you may not understand the reference JB)

I'll give a little quiz for you Norfolk hillbillies. Just fill in the blanks. Here go's..........'and now from Norwich it's the quiz of the week' de de der de de derde de de der de de

Banjo string = ?
Goosegog = ?
Crow = ?
Tittle = ?
Marra = ?
Ribs = ?
Scrumping = ?
Mibs = ?
Clacker = ?
Bonce = ?
Clinker = ?
Snicket = ?


Just 12 there lover for now. Crack on and I'll mark them up later

[jucyberry]

I know what a banjo string is Cussie...I'm not completely sheltered here in Norfolk..
After all,




















I've seen clips of George Foremby plucking on his...........strings...



Allright Cussy, translate this for me....Proper Norfolk this is..

'Ha' yer fa'r got a dickey, bor?' 'Yis, an' he want a fule ter roide 'im, will yew cum?