Author Topic: Brian The Blunt (Read 2864 times)

RoversAlias · « on March 23, 2013, 05:30:55 pm by RoversAlias »

Brian is at it again with his usual brand of b*llocks as I travel home from today's fantastic win. According to him:

We're gonna beat them in the play-off final!
We were stupid for 'getting rid of the manager to Wolves'
Going backwards under Flynn!?
Danny Wilson is terrible
He hopes Sheff U dont go up to prove his own point that they wont go up
Blames Sheff U for Ched Evans and says Chelsea were gonna come in for him!

Hilarious. Man has lost his nut. Five points clear, come on you reds!

« **on:** March 23, 2013, 05:30:55 pm »

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DonnyBazR0ver · « **Reply #1 on** March 23, 2013, 05:33:18 pm by DonnyBazR0ver »

Quote

We're gonna beat them in the play-off final!
We were stupid for 'getting rid of the manager to Wolves'
Going backwards under Flynn!?
Danny Wilson is terrible
He hopes Sheff U dont go up to prove his own point that they wont go up
Blames Sheff U for Ched Evans and says Chelsea were gonna come in for him!

What better team talk could you have than playing that to the players before a game !!

mrfrostsdad · « **Reply #2 on** March 23, 2013, 05:35:09 pm by mrfrostsdad »

LMAO!!

mushRTID · « **Reply #3 on** March 23, 2013, 05:40:15 pm by mushRTID »

Even by his standards today was priceless. What an embarrassment.

Ched evens would have been sold for 10-15 million LOL

Belle-Vue-Ghost · « **Reply #4 on** March 23, 2013, 05:59:20 pm by Belle-Vue-Ghost »

I love Brian the Blade. He's like the gift that keeps on giving haha

Prez · « **Reply #5 on** March 23, 2013, 06:02:39 pm by Prez »

Was driving the M180 listening to this tool. £10-15 million for Ched Evans what planet is this guy on? Other blunts fans must be so embarrassed by the drivel he talks.

Viking Don · « **Reply #6 on** March 23, 2013, 06:05:20 pm by Viking Don »

He's a Barnsley fan and just goes on to take the piss.

Wellington Vaults · « **Reply #7 on** March 23, 2013, 06:27:35 pm by Wellington Vaults »

Quote from: Viking Don on March 23, 2013, 06:05:20 pm

He's a Barnsley fan and just goes on to take the piss.

Brian is a family friend of a former colleague of mine (an Owl funnily enough). He is a life-long Blade and is a serial wind-up merchant, to the point of jotting notes when he thinks of his next target.

Crowle Rover · « **Reply #8 on** March 23, 2013, 06:50:35 pm by Crowle Rover »

Brian The blunt

Always thought it was rhyming slang!

Capmeister · « **Reply #9 on** March 23, 2013, 07:32:50 pm by Capmeister »

Wind up merchant my arse.......he clearly one of those simpletons they get on dee-dah regularly.......ermmmm, correction regularly ;o)

MachoMadness · « **Reply #10 on** March 23, 2013, 07:54:57 pm by MachoMadness »

Brian's been playing around at this for as long as I can remember on Radio Sheffield. On the one hand, it's quite funny. On the other hand, it's quite sad that anyone would devote themselves so fully to winding people up for over 10 years.

Viking Don · « *Last Edit: March 23, 2013, 09:05:57 pm by Viking Don* »

Quote from: Wellington Vaults on March 23, 2013, 06:27:35 pm

Quote from: Viking Don on March 23, 2013, 06:05:20 pm
He's a Barnsley fan and just goes on to take the piss.

Brian is a family friend of a former colleague of mine (an Owl funnily enough). He is a life-long Blade and is a serial wind-up merchant, to the point of jotting notes when he thinks of his next target.

I must be thinking of one of the other blades, feel sure one of the serial WUM's admitted being a Barnsley fan on air one day. LOL at taking notes though, even funnier that folk think he's being serious!

I remember a few years back some Wednesday fan ringing up and the presenter asked him where he was ringing from and he said 'I'm in mi kitchen'.

Glyn_Wigley · « **Reply #12 on** March 23, 2013, 09:03:40 pm by Glyn_Wigley »

Quote from: MachoMadness on March 23, 2013, 07:54:57 pm

On the other hand, it's quite sad that anyone would devote themselves so fully to winding people up for over 10 years.

It's not as sad as Radio Sheffield letting him.

andysly · « **Reply #13 on** March 23, 2013, 09:05:36 pm by andysly »

Second that.

MachoMadness · « **Reply #14 on** March 23, 2013, 09:12:04 pm by MachoMadness »

Quote from: Glyn_Wigley on March 23, 2013, 09:03:40 pm

Quote from: MachoMadness on March 23, 2013, 07:54:57 pm
On the other hand, it's quite sad that anyone would devote themselves so fully to winding people up for over 10 years.

It's not as sad as Radio Sheffield letting him.

To be fair, he gets people calling in and gets people talking. Some websites pay for the privilege of having someone stir the pot on their comments sections, and here RS are getting it for free. I bet they rub their hands with glee every time he rings up.

River Don · « *Last Edit: March 23, 2013, 10:14:07 pm by River Don* »

Quote from: MachoMadness on March 23, 2013, 09:12:04 pm

Quote from: Glyn_Wigley on March 23, 2013, 09:03:40 pm
Quote from: MachoMadness on March 23, 2013, 07:54:57 pm
On the other hand, it's quite sad that anyone would devote themselves so fully to winding people up for over 10 years.

It's not as sad as Radio Sheffield letting him.

To be fair, he gets people calling in and gets people talking. Some websites pay for the privilege of having someone stir the pot on their comments sections, and here RS are getting it for free. I bet they rub their hands with glee every time he rings up.

Radio Sheffield love him really. I bet they were delighted to have Nick tight steward back tonight as well.

Is Brian the Blunt really a Sunday league manager at Parkgate?

Edit I mean if he was telling me how to play football...

RobTheRover · « **Reply #16 on** March 23, 2013, 10:16:42 pm by RobTheRover »

He claims to have won the league with youth teams many times. Maybe he has, but he doesnt fill me with confidence.

River Don · « **Reply #17 on** March 23, 2013, 10:20:59 pm by River Don »

Quote from: RobTheRover on March 23, 2013, 10:16:42 pm

He claims to have won the league with youth teams many times. Maybe he has, but he doesnt fill me with confidence.

Probably just the kind of bloke who is holding British youth football back.

MachoMadness · « **Reply #18 on** March 23, 2013, 10:31:49 pm by MachoMadness »

In all the years I've heard Brian talk I've never actually heard him impart any of his footballing insight. He bangs on about "the engine room" a lot and seems to agree that the key to winning is scoring lots of goals, which is fine, but it's not exactly footballing Confucius is it?

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