Two little boys had two little toys

[Filo]

Has Rolf being playing the digeridoo?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22212131

[jucyberry]

So, looks like once again David Icke was right.. Like many others I read it was allegedly him months ago.. Can't see the lizard thing being true mind you, but I bet everything about the paedophiles is and it makes fascinating reading at the very least.

[BillyStubbsTears]

It's grey. It's got four walls. It's got bars on the window. It's got a 7', 20 stone monobrow grunting "nonce".

Can yer see what it is yet?

[Glyn_Wigley]

From what has been said it's nothing to do with paedophilia or homosexuality.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Withdrawn.

[Nudga]

It's got to be beastiality, he did work on that vets program. I bet he got caught finger blasting a hedgehog.

[Filo]

It's got to be beastiality, he did work on that vets program. I bet he got caught finger blasting a hedgehog.

Don`t forget he`s got an extra leg!

[CusworthRovers]

Does make you wonder why he wanted to tie his kangaroo down though. Jumping up and down like it does, would no doubt take Hazzers fist off.

I also find it ironic that both Sav and Hazzer both liked to make cummin noises at the start of a sentence.

[BillyStubbsTears]

f**king hell Cussy, did you have to?

The thought of you going "Now then, now then, errggh, errggh, errggh" when you're on the vinegar strokes is too much to deal wi of a Satdi morning.

Any road, I assumed everyone made the same noises as me at the height of carnal ecstasy. Summat like the cyclist breathing noises on Tour de France by Kraftwerk.

[CusworthRovers]

I do the Kraftwerk Tour De France heavy breathing mid master before turning into the background noises for 'Oh Superman', for the spillage.

If I was with that Secret Escapes chick I could see me breaking into the chorus of 'Crazy Horses' by The Osmonds