Fcuking fuming

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Me youngest lad who Will be 2 very soon as come
Home from his barnehagen today with a massive
And brutal bite mark on his left cheek.

Some kid as had a reet Munch on me Sons face.when r lass Asked which kid Tried to take a chunk out Of me Sons cheek the barnehagen staff said they could not tell us.

But for sure they Will inform the parents Of the possible canibal.

Are problem is that we are due to hand out invitations to whoever at me Sons barnehagen,but we Will have no idea Who the kid is Who took a bite
At me lad today.

Surely they should tell us Who the culprit is?
Or do i miss somert?

[The L J Monk]

You've come to the right place. This forum is awash with experts in Norwegian juvenile policy.

[Muttley]

Can't you ask your lad who did it?

Or when you're handing out the invitations, say something to each parent along the lines of "Kids are always biting each other, but I'm not one to bear a grudge" and just watch the reactions (and then apologise to those you've wrongly accused!)

[not on facebook]

Can't you ask your lad who did it?


Mutley fella me lad Will be 2 very soon,so if i Ask him
Who dun it

I can guess the answer Will be somert like...

....ssssplleebbbbb sshhpleebbb psibb.....



Or when you're handing out the invitations, say something to each parent along the lines of "Kids are always biting each other, but I'm not one to bear a grudge" and just watch the reactions (and then apologise to those you've wrongly accused!)

[BillyStubbsTears]

Oslo

He's not 2. The lad who bit him is presumably a bit either side of 2. Similar things happened to my bairns at that age. Similar things were done by my bairns at that age. It happens. It's upsetting. It passes. They grow up none the wiser.

What help will it be for you to find out which bairn did it? Are you going to demand an apology? Look after your bairn and leave it.

[not on facebook]

Oslo

He's not 2. The lad who bit him is presumably a bit either side of 2. Similar things happened to my bairns at that age. Similar things were done by my bairns at that age. It happens. It's upsetting. It passes. They grow up none the wiser.

What help will it be for you to find out which bairn did it? Are you going to demand an apology? Look after your bairn and leave it.

No not going to demand anything fella ,just like to known Who the culprit was for peace Of mind i guess.

Accept that it happens and iam just happy Its not my lad doing his part for the walking dead script.

[Sprotyrover]

Sure it wasn't a young Troll that got him, they are supposed to be native to Norway?

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Sure it wasn't a young Troll that got him, they are supposed to be native to Norway?

Iam sure it was not a troll ,as r lass was at work At
The time Of the incident

[jucyberry]

Speaking as a mother from the other side, I would think the kids mother would be mortified to hear her little darling has been channeling  it's inner Lecter..

I remember my Ad doing that when he was one. To be fair he was trying to kiss a little girl and got carried away, is that possible with your little chap? One of his little friends got a bit over amorous?

or do you have to go round the nursery with a photo fit of the bite mark and a pair of pliars....

[jucyberry]

that's the other side of the situation obviously, not the other side as in heaven.. lol

[RobTheRover]

I've seen The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  I know what the Norwegians get up to when no one is looking.

[moses]

I've seen The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  I know what the Norwegians get up to when no one is looking.

Diplomatic incident alert, I think they were Swedes not Norwegian's. Think Skint being classed as Doncaster.

[RobTheRover]

Swedes.  Norwegians.  Its all "that way on" int it.