As Shaun says on the Chase,it's a One Question shoot out

[Sammy Chung was King]

Or One Game shoot out,no advantage now, mano el mano,Cowboy against cowboy,Little Angry ant of a man(Dickov) v Little Angry Ant of a man(Lee Clark).
You can almost see it a Shootout at the O.K. Interview,A close up of the eyes of Dickov & Clark squinting&narrowing in the hot baking sun.
Dickov nervously twitching with his hand on his Pearl handled Colt that The Chairman bought for him for christmas from Mothercare.
Clark a massive sombrero on,with great beads of sweat riveting down his face,he too apprehensively touching his Gat gun with a potato ready to fire,that the Huddersfield fans bought as a Bon voyage present when he left.
The Tension is unbearable,the big hand on the clock,slowly turned towards the hour hand.
As it struck the sound of the Keepmoat Goal music,started crackling out of a hidden speaker,behind the church clock,Dar dar dar dar de de de dar dar dar.

Then there is a noise that get's louder and louder,this makes the two gun men very twitchy,one of the chorus girls from The One Call Girls Boulevard,comes running out screaming.
The Sheriff Rob Jones runs over,waving his arms to try and calm her down.
''Whatsa matter girl?'' ''It's Nile Ranger Sheriff,he's trashing another lift,allegedly!!''
As this is going on a bullet whizzed past the pairs the left ear of Sheriff Jones,his face turned to stone,his eyes as Black as the Coaleete that you used to find on Askern Colliery pit top.
A Snarl formed on his face,then he turned round and his face softened,it was only Kyle Bennett,with his reward from the Chairman,A Pea shooter bought from the local circus,Young Kyle didn't know how close he came,to being put in Sheriff Jones pocket permanently.
He had only just been let out after misbehaving before he went out on loan allegedly.

Back to the Two Mean Hombre's squaring up outside Doncaster Minster,by now a pool of sweat was forming round the bloated,nervous body of Lee Clark,his nerves dancing around like a young kid getting his first taste of Visage!!
Dickov though,was now the optimum of calm,he trusted his own ability with his plastic colt,he had the cap gun reel ready to use.
Plus what Clark didn't know,was Dickov's stalwarts & Deputies Meite and Keegan were waiting close by.
Jones might have been Town Council Sheriff,but Dickov controlled the Whole Town of Doncaster and the Rest of the South Yorkshire area.
He and his Deputies had recently cleared The Town of Dingle,a lawless,unprincipled place of terrifying proportions,so Doncaster and this unwanted felon Clark were no problem.
Clark had the spectre of Relegation hanging over him,heavier than a two ton gold medallion worn by an Englishman on holiday in Benidorm.


Just as things were just about to commence,a local private Investigator,Saunders was his name i think,came running out of the local post office(he had just been for some second class stamps to mail a letter to his good friend Graeme Souness,who he hadn't seen in a while) he implored the two men,please no violence!!
Clark sensing an opportunity,drew first and fired,tatie splattered all over Saunders face,and a bit went in Dickov's freshly Brylcreamed hair,his colt sprung out of his holster,and he fired his all the reel of the caps he had,the noise turned Clark to a quivering mess.
Looking at a fellow manager in such a state,Dickov proved the rumours about him being a Scottish Robot unfounded,he bent over and lifted his adversary.
He said in A soft scottish burr '' Cam an nar Lee,we'll go for a drink of tea at O'Driscoll's'' ''It war silly really fighting,one of us has to go through the trap door in to The Salt Mines'' Clark nodded,Dickov put his hand on his shoulder,and they walked away like the best of friends,with Meite grabbing hold of P.I. Saunders,he arrested him on a charge of Vagrancy,Saunders showed him his I.D.,Meite shook his head and smiled,as he led him to the Town Gaol.

Just them a big whoop went up over the other side of the street,Billy The Kid(Billy Sharp) had been caught in Leicester,where he had scored his final goal(a winning one),so with Billy heading back to Gaol(southampton) and Rovers were staying up.
Dickov turned to Clark and said ''I Wanna help ya get oot ov that league,i know an unattached player,who could be just up your street,i'll point him out ta ya in O'Driscoll's,Sean gave a friendly greeting as they entered the shop,James Harper stepped forward to buy a doughnut.
Dickov said ''James hav got a proposition for ya''
Behind them Meite heard all this about Rovers staying up,and said to Saunders ''Ill cut you a break,get out of Town,i'm going for a mug of Yorkshire tea!!''.
Dickov sat down ran a comb through his hair,and Clark chomped on a freshly baked Wigan pie.

[DRFC17]

Brilliant!

[RobTheRover]

Saunders?????

[Sammy Chung was King]

Saunders?????

The famous P.I. Dean Saunders