você vende canetas?

[ravenrover]

I wonder if this question gets asked on Friday? 

[Branton Rover]

You what?

[Wild Rover]

That's not a question, its a statement "You're selling pens".

[Yargo]

Does it have Louis face on it? Perhaps we could try and sell big inflatable ones, even worldwide with the number 28 on it,or how about one of those on sale at Cleethorpes years ago that you'd  turn upside down to reveal Louis in a state of undress? Think of the market and please no "moaners and groaners" pulling down my fundraising initiative!

[Wild Rover]

This may be a better question to ask .

Ar mhiste leat infheistiú 5 milliún in aghaidh na bliana in ár gclub.

[ravenrover]

That's not a question, its a statement "You're selling pens".

Voce on my translate says "do you", but still I think the question mark makes it a question "you're selling pens?"
But hey just a spot of fun shot down again, never mind

[RedJ]

Well hopefully Messrs Ryan et Tomlinson will be down the stationery shop first thing Friday morning.

[GVARover]

As we are seeking improved professionalism and a winning football team should we not ask: "Sie Stifte verkaufen?" 

[Wild Rover]

That's not a question, its a statement "You're selling pens".

Voce on my translate says "do you", but still I think the question mark makes it a question "you're selling pens?"
But hey just a spot of fun shot down again, never mind

Ah don't fret about it, Voce is actually Italian for Voice I believe, and yes you are right, the ? does indeed make it a question. So I apologise unreservedly.
This one I like though,

Anois tá an t-am a fháil le chéile agus a thabhairt ar an chlub ar aghaidh, in iúl dúinn é a dhéanamh le chéile, an Béarla agus an Ghaeilge.