Settle this argument.......

[Bentley Bullet]

What would you rather have, a reasonably wealthy woman, who would spend nearly all her money on you, or a much richer one, but who's as tight as a ducks arse?

My mate Harry says he would go for the rich, tight one, his reasoning being that although he will never be given anything to improve hs position in life, he will at least have a sustainable albeit poor existance.

I disagree, I want to get the best out of life, and would plum for the poorer bird, with a wholehearted intention of making her very happy in appreciation of her desire and dedication in making me very happy.

Well, that and a decent pair of knockers.

[Iberian Red]

Without doubt the richer of the two.
The poorer would probably end up charging you  for lunch, selfies, cheeky videos and hand jobs.

[not on facebook]

whichever one was the biggest slag on the relationship With me tbh

no good living With a bird if you want to kick her back passage in say,and she will have none of it if you get my jest

[GazLaz]

I would go for the the one that was going to spend a few quid. You only live once. You can't take it with you as Terry seems to think you can.

[nice one rovers]

I would go for the the one that was going to spend a few quid. You only live once. You can't take it with you as Terry seems to think you can.

The bloke has given over £107million to charities in recent years, so he's not trying to take it all with him.

[Filo]

whichever one was the biggest slag on the relationship With me tbh

no good living With a bird if you want to kick her back passage in say,and she will have none of it if you get my jest

I bet your wife is really glad you told the world that!

[The Red Baron]

whichever one was the biggest slag on the relationship With me tbh

no good living With a bird if you want to kick her back passage in say,and she will have none of it if you get my jest

You old romantic you, Oslo! 

[Yargo]

I've just split with a right lying cow,promised me the world she did,unmentionable things were possible according to her dreamworld,i even arranged a busker from Baxtergate and his adoring fans to come and sing at our wedding taking place at Simon Cowells caribbean hideout,pile of worthlesss promises it turned out to be,she had a couple of local chancers trying to convince me what she was saying was true but they seem to have fecked off now

[Bentley Bullet]

I've just split with a right lying cow,promised me the world she did,unmentionable things were possible according to her dreamworld,i even arranged a busker from Baxtergate and his adoring fans to come and sing at our wedding taking place at Simon Cowells caribbean hideout,pile of worthlesss promises it turned out to be,she had a couple of local chancers trying to convince me what she was saying was true but they seem to have fecked off now

She must have seen you as a very gullible, easily led person.

[Wild Rover]

I would go for the the one that was going to spend a few quid. You only live once. You can't take it with you as Terry seems to think you can.

The bloke has given over £107million to charities in recent years, so he's not trying to take it all with him.

No he hasn't. He set up a charitable trust fund with 100 million, the charities get whatever the fund makes per annum. TB gets his 100 million back in the fullness of time.

[Welling Rover]

"TB gets his 100 million back in the fullness of time".
Don't think that under the terms of a charitable trust he can get the money back even if he wanted to.

[Wild Rover]

You may be absolutely correct Welling. I'm not in the position of knowing unfortunately.

[nice one rovers]

I would go for the the one that was going to spend a few quid. You only live once. You can't take it with you as Terry seems to think you can.

The bloke has given over £107million to charities in recent years, so he's not trying to take it all with him.

No he hasn't. He set up a charitable trust fund with 100 million, the charities get whatever the fund makes per annum. TB gets his 100 million back in the fullness of time.

No he doesn't.

[bobjimwilly]

You may be absolutely correct Welling. I'm not in the position of knowing unfortunately.

So why state something that you don't know is true??