inventions

[Bentley Bullet]

Idea's that you thought of first but someone else got all the credit for. I've had a few, but I'll start off with Football Golf, that I originally called Folf.

[afro goal machine]

Drain pipes with turbines to convert rain water into electric

Thought I was going to be a millionaire but Google soon put an end to that

[Donnywolf]

The ability to put in (say) ten quids worth of petrol without the last 10ps worth taking longer to pump in than the previous £9.90 - in case you go "over" the £10 mark

At last someone brought my idea to life !

Displaying Red and White HT Draw on Giant Board DURING the Second Half (works 70% of time)

Getting T Bar queues in West Stand to go laterally down the Concourse to leave space for others to go for a Pee / meet friends / check Telly for latest scores - very much "work in progress"

[IC1967]

Can someone please invent something that has a leftie loser alert. It would save me so much time exposing leftie drivel.

IC1967 (not a loser).

[keith79]

a hand held device that turn fresh air into water

[Muttley]

I recently invented the "Chillow" - a pillow with an integral cooloing device so that you never had to turn your pillow over to find the cold side.

Unfortunately there has obviously been some industrial espionage going on as someone has stolen my idea and rushed it to market.

http://www.chillow.co.uk/

[Bentley Bullet]

Not a lot of people know this, but I invented the conception of punk rock!

In the 70's, I was the drummer in a local band. We were a bit shite to be honest, and following yet another disastrous gig I came up with the theory that if you can't be famous, be infamous.

The band mates agreed and the next gig we all got completely hammered before going on. The guitarist couldn't even play the standard three chords that he'd almost perfected previously. I kept missing the snare drum because out of the two of them I kept hitting the one that didn't exist. The singer was a flat as a bike tyre carrying Demis Roussos.

And guess what? We went down a storm! All the young kids thought we were great!

And then........We were paid off because someone told the concert chairman to 'b0llocks' when asked to be quiet during bingo.

Ever since I've been left with the thought - 'If only'.

[Sammy Chung was King]

Bettaware delivering overpriced stuff to people who can't get around very good, a lad who was on a dole course invented the fly catcher on a stick and became a millionaire, one success story of a dole training course.