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RobTheRover

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Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« on September 03, 2015, 12:35:28 pm by RobTheRover »
Why do dogs wipe their feet after a dump?
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Filo

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #1 on September 03, 2015, 12:37:10 pm by Filo »
Quote from: RobTheRover on September 03, 2015, 12:35:28 pm
Why do dogs wipe their feet after a dump?

Because they struggle to wipe their arse :)
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Filo

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #2 on September 03, 2015, 12:38:22 pm by Filo »
What did cats shit in before there were litter trays?
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Muttley

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #3 on September 03, 2015, 12:47:19 pm by Muttley »
Why do McDonalds sell a Big Mac and not a Big Mc?
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Dare to dream!

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #4 on September 03, 2015, 01:03:36 pm by Dare to dream! »
What would happen if you put a chameleon on a mirror? KP.
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The Red Baron

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #5 on September 03, 2015, 03:14:30 pm by The Red Baron »
Why do Rovers always start the season with a thin squad? Oh, hang on...  ;)
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SoundbiteBarmyArmy

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #6 on September 03, 2015, 03:26:15 pm by SoundbiteBarmyArmy »
Who cleans up guide dogs' shit!?
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nightporter

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #7 on September 03, 2015, 03:47:59 pm by nightporter »
If a plumber works Bank Holiday does he get paid Time an a turd?
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keith79

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #8 on September 03, 2015, 05:08:34 pm by keith79 »
How come  bottled water cost more than milk?
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River Don

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #9 on September 03, 2015, 07:13:10 pm by River Don »
Quote from: SoundbiteBarmyArmy on September 03, 2015, 03:26:15 pm
Who cleans up guide dogs' shit!?

Guide dogs are trained to go in the same place in the garden. The blind person cleans it up.
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RobTheRover

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #10 on September 03, 2015, 11:34:14 pm by RobTheRover »
One answered!  Not bad, so far.
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knockers

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #11 on September 04, 2015, 06:58:06 am by knockers »
Is Copps is Magic scared of dogs?
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IDM

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #12 on September 04, 2015, 08:10:22 am by IDM »
Is Curtis Main a footballer? :scarf:
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Donnywolf

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #13 on September 04, 2015, 08:19:00 am by Donnywolf »
Before the invention of the Drawing Board where did we used to go back to ?
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IDM

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #14 on September 04, 2015, 08:21:56 am by IDM »
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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IDM

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #15 on September 04, 2015, 08:26:51 am by IDM »
Quote from: Filo on September 03, 2015, 12:38:22 pm
What did cats shit in before there were litter trays?

easy that one, the neighbour's garden!
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Donnywolf

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #16 on September 04, 2015, 08:27:10 am by Donnywolf »
When did anyone on here last buy a Hot Cake ???     (no anti Centreplate jokes please !!!)
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Donnywolf

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #17 on September 04, 2015, 08:28:16 am by Donnywolf »
Quote from: IDM on September 04, 2015, 08:10:22 am
Is Curtis Main a footballer? :scarf:

Just for RTR ... YES and he has the Pay packets to prove it !
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RobTheRover

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #18 on September 04, 2015, 08:31:14 am by RobTheRover »
Quote from: IDM on September 04, 2015, 08:26:51 am
Quote from: Filo on September 03, 2015, 12:38:22 pm
What did cats shit in before there were litter trays?

easy that one, the neighbour's garden!

2 solved.
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Bentley Bullet

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #19 on September 04, 2015, 09:03:31 am by Bentley Bullet »
Why don't Selfridges sell fridges?
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IDM

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #20 on September 04, 2015, 09:10:01 am by IDM »
Was "Annie" actually OK?
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Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #21 on September 04, 2015, 09:31:50 am by Glyn_Wigley »
Quote from: Dare to dream! on September 03, 2015, 01:03:36 pm
What would happen if you put a chameleon on a mirror? KP.

Depends if it changes mood when you do it. That's why it changes colour, not the myth that it does so to blend in with its background.
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RobTheRover

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #22 on September 04, 2015, 10:57:56 am by RobTheRover »
Quote from: IDM on September 04, 2015, 09:10:01 am
Was "Annie" actually OK?

She was.  Michael wasnt like other guys.

3 solved.
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Sandy Lane

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #23 on September 04, 2015, 12:59:40 pm by Sandy Lane »
When did swamps become wetlands ? And when did slippery roads become black ice?
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River Don

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #24 on September 04, 2015, 02:11:11 pm by River Don »
Why does BBC Radio Sheffield late morning, over 70s radio chat show presenter Rony Robinson persist with pop hits from the likes of Luther Vandross and T'Pau, when clearly his audience would prefer to hear Acker Bilk and Harry Belafonte?
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IDM

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #25 on September 04, 2015, 02:13:40 pm by IDM »
When a small child draws a picture, there is a green strip at the bottom that is grass, and a blue strip at the top that is the "sky".  What is the space in between?
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RobTheRover

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #26 on September 04, 2015, 02:17:40 pm by RobTheRover »
Quote from: IDM on September 04, 2015, 02:13:40 pm
When a small child draws a picture, there is a green strip at the bottom that is grass, and a blue strip at the top that is the "sky".  What is the space in between?

Air.  Another answered
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idler

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #27 on September 04, 2015, 04:12:53 pm by idler »
Horizon?
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drfchound

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #28 on September 04, 2015, 08:26:51 pm by drfchound »
Quote from: Donnywolf on September 04, 2015, 08:19:00 am
Before the invention of the Drawing Board where did we used to go back to ?




The tablet i should think.
Thinking about it, that one has probably kind of gone full circle now.
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IDM

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Re: Questions you wonder about but have never asked.
« Reply #29 on September 04, 2015, 08:37:50 pm by IDM »
Who actually was it, that left "MacArthur ParK" out in the rain?
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