David Cameron in....

[tommy toes]

Knob in pig's mouth shocker.
Fancy naming a club after Piers Gaveston.

[Sprotyrover]

Hmm 12 in the Gang,Daisy chain?

[Sprotyrover]

Henceforth we shall call him 'Daisy' Cameron.

[Filo]

Knob in a pigs mouth and listening to Supertramp, the man has serious issues

[Iberian Red]

Did the pig consent?  If not the man is an utter pervert.
I'll never eat jamon again.

[RobTheRover]

I can't believe none of his depravity sticks. The nation almost seems to shrug it's collective shoulders as though it's no shock. "Oh,  it's just Dave. He's a Tory you know,  so this is quite normal"

Gordon Brown called a bigoted woman exactly what she was and the nation went into meltdown for a month.

[tommy toes]

I was thinking that too Rob. If it was Corbyn we'd never hear the last of it.

[RobTheRover]

Exactly Tommy. What must other countries think of us when they read these allegations? Anyone remember the Mayor of Toronto and his hooked humping,  coke snorting ways?  Is what he did any worse than what Cameron and his pals did?

[BillyStubbsTears]

The defining image of Miliband is him inserting a bit of pig into HIS mouth. Which is the normal way of things.

And yet, apparently, the picture proved that Miliband was a weirdo.

[Filo]

It looks like we've got a bunch of smackheads running the Country

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/606792/David-Cameron-drug-claims-Lord-Ashcroft-book

[BillyStubbsTears]

On the subject of pigs, I roasted a quite magnificent pork loin on Sunday. As I was eating the crackling, I got to thinking. If the Jews and Arabs only realised what they were missing, and got together for a meal of roast pig, there's be no more fighting in the Middle East.

[moses]

Or if we served Bacon butties at the next middle east peace conference they would both storm out finally agreeing on something. It would be the most productive middle east peace conference for years.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Actually Moses, it's YOUR fault. Leviticus an all that.

[big fat yorkshire pudding]

The whole thing is just bizarre, but ultimately as relevant as whether Corbyn sings a song isn't it?

It's weird though, bloody southerners.  In reality though it was at uni, alsorts of weird stuff happens in uni days.

[RobTheRover]

That's true,  but we don't all go on to be Prime Minister.

[Dagenham Rover]

"Little pig, little Pig, let me come in."
"No, no, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin."
"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll stick my privates in.."
- D. Cameron, Oxford

[Mike_F]

Was Call Me Dave in the 90's band, Green Jelly? (formerly Green Jello but they had to change their name due to copywrite infringement, fact fans)

[Sammy Chung was King]

''This little piggy went to market''(working woman or man)
''This little piggy stayed home''(disabled too ill, freezing no heating),
''This little piggy had a trough full of roast beef''(cameron),
''These little piggys had none''(the english people)
''And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home''(osbourne in his limo)