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[Bentley Bullet]

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has been found still alive.

[The Red Baron]

Ditto Bruce Forsyth. At least five minutes ago.

[bahrain rover]

Ditto Prince Phil the Greek...

[BobG]

I'm not. I'm frozen half to death. Absolutely horrid here. The original freezing fog. And I've had to be out in it.... There's only two colours visible in the entire spectrum: white and grey. That's it.

BobG

[Filo]

I'm not. I'm frozen half to death. Absolutely horrid here. The original freezing fog. And I've had to be out in it.... There's only two colours visible in the entire spectrum: white and grey. That's it.

BobG

Lol!

Wall to wall sunshine here in the Motherland 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

[BobG]

Ha ha ha!!!

It's STILL bloody foggy and freezing! It too a friend best part of 2 hours to do the 50 miles along the M4 to Reading this afternoon. Fog, accidents and cretins.

BobG

[Donnywolf]

... OR should that read " and accidents caused by Cretins"

I was overtaken in Thorne yesterday doing 32 in a 30 zone on a completely blind corner. If there had been anyone coming the other way the 2 vehicles would have collided maybe just 6 feet from a houses front window as there is no footpath at the front of it

Cretin.

[idler]

I had the same yesterday coming back from Linton on the Grassington to Skipton road. An idiot up my back side eventually overtook me on a bend then pulled out and overtook 3 cars just missing one coming round a bend the other way.
Living in Bradford I never go after the lights change until a couple of seconds later as we might as well not have lights here.

[BobG]

It was only last week I pulled up behind a tatty Fiesta type thing that was coming up behind a nice, clean 4*4 stopped at some lights in Reading. It was a narow road in the town centre entering a main road on a T junction. I almost fell off the seat when the Fiesta squeezed up alongside the 4*4, wheel on kerb and pulled straight out into the main road. A bus came round the corner about 3 seconds later.... I wa so gobsmacked I didn't even have the gumption to note down the cretin's number. I'm still beating myself up about that too.

BobG

[ballysbackin]

This is very very important

WABARA JOINS BOLTON

Exciting news, there's a couple of actual transfers to tell you about this morning.

Starting with Bolton, who have signed defender Reece Wabara, 25, until the end of the season.

The former Man City youngster was a free agent having last played for Wigan in the 2015/16 season.

Does anybody have any interest in this news.

Answers below






















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[RedJ]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[The Red Baron]

A Bolton fan and I follow each other on Twitter. I have given him due warning about Wabara. He says they are short of defenders. Wabara won't improve that area.

If they think Wabara is a defender we might be able to unload Cedric onto them.

[Filo]

A Bolton fan and I follow each other on Twitter. I have given him due warning about Wabara. He says they are short of defenders. Wabara won't improve that area.

If they think Wabara is a defender we might be able to unload Cedric onto them.

Seen a Bolton fan on twitter saying that Wabarra was a championship defender all day long 😀😀😀😀😀

[The Red Baron]

A Bolton fan and I follow each other on Twitter. I have given him due warning about Wabara. He says they are short of defenders. Wabara won't improve that area.

If they think Wabara is a defender we might be able to unload Cedric onto them.

Seen a Bolton fan on twitter saying that Wabarra was a championship defender all day long 😀😀😀😀😀

He'll learn. LOL

[RedJ]

Scottish Championship at a push...