Man trucking flu

[not on facebook]

The above mentioned 'man flu' is hitting me today ,and I was planning
a sking trip up in the cabin this weekend with the kids.

I just know it's going to be full blown steam train ploughing thro us all day on Saturday and Sunday I guess ,as I will not be fit to ski that's for sure.

Any ideas on how to deflect what's hitting me will be taken on board,as it don't seem my lemsip brews are helping .

Why is man flu 100 x worse than women flu?women will never know how lucky they are as this is not a patch on PMT or child birth.

I don't even think a rovers 6 or more nil win against Luton on Saturday will help us ,as same type of defeat can not make us feal any worse.

[Bentley Bullet]

Women will never understand what blokes go through. Man flu is the worst type of human pain - apart from a bang in the knackers.

Women couldn't live with having testicles, they are like carrying a permanent injury that has to be protected against the slightest of knocks until you draw your last breath.

Women simply wouldn't hack it.

[Dutch Uncle]

Women will never understand what blokes go through. Man flu is the worst type of human pain - apart from a bang in the knackers.

Women couldn't live with having testicles, they are like carrying a permanent injury that has to be protected against the slightest of knocks until you draw your last breath.

Women simply wouldn't hack it.

I seem to remember Mrs Bobbit hacked it 

[not on facebook]

I 4got about the football  blasted into knackers and the extreme pain as said knackers end up somewhere up stomach region .

And jus before rovers play whatever game I allways have to deal with PMT symptons .i find the important the game the PMT levels go up
and down accordingly ,but it's not as if I turn into a screaming wreck
etc etc .i allways find I can controll it very well .

PMT  what's all the hype Pre Match Tension is a walk in the park

[Bentley Bullet]

Women will never understand what blokes go through. Man flu is the worst type of human pain - apart from a bang in the knackers.

Women couldn't live with having testicles, they are like carrying a permanent injury that has to be protected against the slightest of knocks until you draw your last breath.

Women simply wouldn't hack it.

I seem to remember Mrs Bobbit hacked it 

So would our lass if she saw this thread!

[roversontheup]

Oh boys....you provide so much fun😄

[Bentley Bullet]

Do you know, I've developed the sniffles after reading this thread. I hope I haven't caught one of them computer viruses.

[drfchound]

You may not believe this BB but i came on here to write something along the lines of what you have done.
I was fine yesterday but have started with the sniffles overnight and this morning.

[RedJ]

I've had it since Carlisle and it won't shift.

[Dutch Uncle]

I got a nasty but vomiting bug all day yesterday, still recovering. I wasn't even able to follows Rovers match on here.

Must be BB's fault, all that Crystal Ball gazing he must have known what he was starting.