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esdailles left foot

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Fatty Evans
« on March 31, 2017, 06:21:30 pm by esdailles left foot »
Talking absolute bullocks again as usual.has had offers to manage in Qatar, but wants to stay at Mansfield



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bobbymax

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #1 on March 31, 2017, 06:22:55 pm by bobbymax »
Talking absolute bullocks again as usual.has had offers to manage in Qatar, but wants to stay at Mansfield
Yeah, right!

ballysbackin

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #2 on March 31, 2017, 06:25:20 pm by ballysbackin »
Let him go now. Do we need him next week at Keepmoat mouthing off

Branton Rover

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #3 on March 31, 2017, 06:27:10 pm by Branton Rover »
Probably didn't fancy Qatar as he can't have his sausage rolls & pork pies

ravenrover

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #4 on March 31, 2017, 06:27:45 pm by ravenrover »
Detestable man but good manager at this level JMHO

Bentley Bullet

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #5 on March 31, 2017, 06:49:45 pm by Bentley Bullet »
He actually lost a lot of weight when he was L**ds manager. Apparently, they kept all the biscuits where he couldn't reach them - on the floor.

Nudga

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #6 on March 31, 2017, 07:10:42 pm by Nudga »
His problem is is that he's got two stomachs and one f**kin arse hole.

mushRTID

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #7 on March 31, 2017, 07:12:49 pm by mushRTID »
Can't you imagine the sweat on that man in Qatar?

RedJ

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #8 on March 31, 2017, 07:13:44 pm by RedJ »
He had to towel himself down after running along the Wembley touchline the fat f**k.

GazLaz

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #9 on March 31, 2017, 07:16:36 pm by GazLaz »
He wouldn't get a visa. No pigs allowed out there.

Bentley Bullet

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #10 on March 31, 2017, 07:55:00 pm by Bentley Bullet »
Poor bloke getting all these insults. Don't you think he's got enough on his plate?

Rovers91

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #11 on March 31, 2017, 09:33:51 pm by Rovers91 »
Fat t**t would fluff it in 10 minutes in that heat over there.

roversdude

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #12 on March 31, 2017, 09:57:53 pm by roversdude »
Grieves me to say he is a decent manager at this level, however he should be on a life ban for his indiscretions at Boston
I personally can't stand him for how he acted when we played Boston away - I think it was Justin Jacksons debut

Sammy Chung was King

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #13 on April 01, 2017, 12:50:02 am by Sammy Chung was King »
The only Qatar Fatty has is the stuff constantly dripping down the back of his throat from his nose.

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #14 on April 01, 2017, 05:04:35 am by PDX_Rover »
He wouldn't fit into Qatar. Logistical nightmare.

les@donr

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #15 on April 01, 2017, 03:14:31 pm by les@donr »
I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town :whistle:

glosterred

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #16 on April 01, 2017, 03:15:13 pm by glosterred »
I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town :whistle:

If he wins the free pies I'll be pissed


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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #17 on April 01, 2017, 03:16:11 pm by idler »
I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town :whistle:

If he wins the free pies I'll be pissed


COYR
He'd still ask for seconds.

les@donr

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #18 on April 01, 2017, 03:21:47 pm by les@donr »
Pukka will have to double their production of pies to meet Evans's demand.

RTID75

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #19 on April 01, 2017, 03:46:27 pm by RTID75 »
I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town :whistle:

If he wins the free pies I'll be pissed


COYR

I'd PAY to have him win the pies on the big screen! :lol:

idler

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #20 on April 01, 2017, 03:50:34 pm by idler »
There's one thing for sure; he'd never let his goalie have one before he did.

DonnyBazR0ver

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #21 on April 01, 2017, 03:56:42 pm by DonnyBazR0ver »
If Andy Liney was still Donny Dog there's no doubt those pies would be delivered to the Mansfield dug out!

ballysbackin

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #22 on April 01, 2017, 04:34:57 pm by ballysbackin »
I wonder if the chant around the ground will be the same one that greets Roy "Chubby" Brown.. I just wonder

les@donr

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #23 on April 01, 2017, 05:30:19 pm by les@donr »
Better still, the most appropriate chant must be "Who ate all the pies....."

les@donr

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #24 on April 01, 2017, 07:15:53 pm by les@donr »
With Evans in town, the game should be billed as "Pie Promotion Party" !

RedJ

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #25 on April 01, 2017, 07:16:36 pm by RedJ »
10 men and their forklift truck couldn't carry Evans.

BobG

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #26 on April 02, 2017, 12:05:34 pm by BobG »
He wouldn't fit into Qatar. Logistical nightmare.

That, I think, is the best one liner I've seen in years, Awesome Mark. :)

BobG

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #27 on April 02, 2017, 12:10:41 pm by RobTheRover »
I wonder if the chant around the ground will be the same one that greets Roy "Chubby" Brown.. I just wonder

Can we get this played as the last song before kick off?

https://youtu.be/8l6vTw97QWs

drfchound

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #28 on April 02, 2017, 09:22:53 pm by drfchound »
There is another one Rob by the Manc Lads which is called "the fat bas**rd" and is a parody of the Blockbuster song by The Sweet.
Maybe someone could put it on here to listen to.

DearneValleyRover

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Re: Fatty Evans
« Reply #29 on April 02, 2017, 09:27:49 pm by DearneValleyRover »
Oh please make sure the pukka's go to Evans that and a promotion party what a day that would be

 

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