Fatty Evans

[esdailles left foot]

Talking absolute bullocks again as usual.has had offers to manage in Qatar, but wants to stay at Mansfield

[bobbymax]

Talking absolute bullocks again as usual.has had offers to manage in Qatar, but wants to stay at Mansfield

Yeah, right!

[ballysbackin]

Let him go now. Do we need him next week at Keepmoat mouthing off

[Branton Rover]

Probably didn't fancy Qatar as he can't have his sausage rolls & pork pies

[ravenrover]

Detestable man but good manager at this level JMHO

[Bentley Bullet]

He actually lost a lot of weight when he was L**ds manager. Apparently, they kept all the biscuits where he couldn't reach them - on the floor.

[Nudga]

His problem is is that he's got two stomachs and one f**kin arse hole.

[mushRTID]

Can't you imagine the sweat on that man in Qatar?

[RedJ]

He had to towel himself down after running along the Wembley touchline the fat f**k.

[GazLaz]

He wouldn't get a visa. No pigs allowed out there.

[Bentley Bullet]

Poor bloke getting all these insults. Don't you think he's got enough on his plate?

[Rovers91]

Fat t**t would fluff it in 10 minutes in that heat over there.

[roversdude]

Grieves me to say he is a decent manager at this level, however he should be on a life ban for his indiscretions at Boston
I personally can't stand him for how he acted when we played Boston away - I think it was Justin Jacksons debut

[Sammy Chung was King]

The only Qatar Fatty has is the stuff constantly dripping down the back of his throat from his nose.

[PDX_Rover]

He wouldn't fit into Qatar. Logistical nightmare.

[les@donr]

I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town

[glosterred]

I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town

If he wins the free pies I'll be pissed


COYR

[idler]

I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town

If he wins the free pies I'll be pissed


COYR

He'd still ask for seconds.

[les@donr]

Pukka will have to double their production of pies to meet Evans's demand.

[RTID75]

I bet Pukka Pies will do a bumper business next Saturday with Evans in town

If he wins the free pies I'll be pissed


COYR

I'd PAY to have him win the pies on the big screen!

[idler]

There's one thing for sure; he'd never let his goalie have one before he did.

[DonnyBazR0ver]

If Andy Liney was still Donny Dog there's no doubt those pies would be delivered to the Mansfield dug out!

[ballysbackin]

I wonder if the chant around the ground will be the same one that greets Roy "Chubby" Brown.. I just wonder

[les@donr]

Better still, the most appropriate chant must be "Who ate all the pies....."

[les@donr]

With Evans in town, the game should be billed as "Pie Promotion Party" !

[RedJ]

10 men and their forklift truck couldn't carry Evans.

[BobG]

He wouldn't fit into Qatar. Logistical nightmare.

That, I think, is the best one liner I've seen in years, Awesome Mark.

BobG

[RobTheRover]

I wonder if the chant around the ground will be the same one that greets Roy "Chubby" Brown.. I just wonder

Can we get this played as the last song before kick off?

https://youtu.be/8l6vTw97QWs

[drfchound]

There is another one Rob by the Manc Lads which is called "the fat bas**rd" and is a parody of the Blockbuster song by The Sweet.
Maybe someone could put it on here to listen to.

[DearneValleyRover]

Oh please make sure the pukka's go to Evans that and a promotion party what a day that would be