Magaluf/Palma nova

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Not been out there for about 30 odd years and I guess it's got far more worse these days going on news reports .

Iam sure it was not as bad 30 odd years ago as it is today ,what with lightweights spewing up all over the place while shagging arse off each other all over the shop.

What does my nut is that there are so called party leaders who act like the fcuking pied piper leading fcukwits from bar to bar helping them to have a good time.

The only stress in magaluf last time I went was if you bumped into the wrong football mob out there,to which I never recall seeing or been involved as it was a holiday.

So is there any small little gems of bars out there that have hoard deflectors that the pied piper party's don't take a 2nd glance at and just float on by.

A Spanish run bar would be ideal ,but smaller the bar the better.

Recomedations please > and can you still bring back one of them Spanish donkeys.

[Filo]

Green Parrot in Magaluf was decent last time I was there, it's away from the strip and run by a boro fan

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Thanks for that filo will keep an eye out for it .

[Bentley Bullet]

The Green Parrott is where the DJ's take the piss out of customers, or at least it was when I last went about 8 years ago. I went in there with my brother in law and our lass and her sister. When he saw our lass and her sister, the DJ said "Bloody 'ell, where's Cinderlla"!

He apologised when he got up like.....

.....Hard as nails our lass.

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When I was in magaluf some 30 years ago In pub the dj shouts out 'any Chelsea lads in here'

I stuck me hand up and gave out a ' over here'

Dj then came over to where we was sitting some 5mins later and says ' do you want any gear'

Now I have never taken any drug or tablet in me life and when he said 'gear' I thought he meant gear as in the clobber that we wore back then

So I answered yes I will take any ' Lacoste ,fila or ellesse that you have mate '

He just turned away with look of ' nor Vern monkey ' across his boat race.