Milk > tell us all about your milk situation

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Do you still drink it and if so are you a full b*llocks milk drinker or a freak of a skimmed milk drinker.

Full milk for me all the time ,and fcuk the health issues as any type of skimmed milk is cat piss for the left wing lip smackers.

Have to say the Norwegian milk is the best milk I have ever tried ever .If I was ever to move back to the U.K. the one thing that I bring back from Norway is the milk by the ship or truck load > and sell it on to whoever in blighty.

Tried the milk back in U.K. And it's shite ,god knows what they give to the noggy cows but it must be working ,maybe it's just down to Norwegian cows been more happy than British cows.

Milk has to be head ache cold when you neck or glup it down ,if you sip milk you should milk boarded in buckets of full fat milk.

What goes great with milk is more milk .

Used to love walking home from town back to cantley and having the odd milk bottle away from whatever doorstep ,but allways set the empty back down.

Support your local milk man and get your milk off him ,keep the poor fcuker in a job.


Bring back the milk cup .

[Glyn_Wigley]

Can't stand the stuff. Never liked it.

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Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.

Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.

[Glyn_Wigley]

Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

No you wouldn't because I never put my name down for one.

[Filo]

Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.

Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.

Thatcher put a stop to all that!

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Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

No you wouldn't because I never put my name down for one.

I would have put your name down for you Glynn fella

[Glyn_Wigley]

Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

No you wouldn't because I never put my name down for one.

I would have put your name down for you Glynn fella

You'd have had to go to Derbyshire to do it! lol

[Bentley Bullet]

Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.

Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.

Thatcher put a stop to all that!

Harold Wilson was the original milk snatcher.

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Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.

Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4  sized bottle of milk every day .

If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.

Thatcher put a stop to all that!

If she not had stopped free milk to schools it was only just around the corner to be stopped
by another pm or the 'full fat milk brigade ' is bad for you mob would have had there say.

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Fcuk Wilson or thatcher now we have a start of a milk wars thread

Only started this thread to try and bring some joy to the Milkys

[Bentley Bullet]

I remember our lass once having a milk bath on holiday in Morocco. The bloke said to her "do you want it pasteurised?" She said, "No, just up to me tits".

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I thought you was been serious for a moment then BB .


Who had a milk round when they was a nipper > I did > I was ok with the early mornings and in the summer it was a pleasure but in the winter it was hard .

[NickDRFC]

Semi skimmed, especially with tea. Why anyone would want to put cream in a cup of tea is beyond me.

Guess that makes me a left wing lip smacker who drinks cat piss.

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NICKDRFC is semi skimmed or Half skimmed or whatever skimmed not like drinking diluted water ?

As for tea ,its tea without milk or cream for me .

As for the left wing lip smacker ,do you have a beard ?

[Glyn_Wigley]

I put coffee whitener in my tea, but drink coffee black. Work that one out!

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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball  bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.

Coffee black .

[Dr Fundlekrotch]

I remember our lass once having a milk bath on holiday in Morocco. The bloke said to her "do you want it pasteurised?" She said, "No, just up to me tits".

You are Benny Hill and I claim my £5

[Bentley Bullet]

I'd heard that joke 5 or 6 years before Benny Hill used it!

[tommy toes]

Oh no! I like milk AND am a left hand golfer cricketer snooker player but a right hand thrower, writer.
I'm just like Oslo. Shoot me now.

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Allways said you was a top bloke TT

[wilts rover]

Milk plus from the Korova Milk Bar anyone?

[Glyn_Wigley]

Although I'm right-handed, I wear my watch on my right wrist and can play pool and snooker with either hand but that's about it. My sister is fully ambidextrous, she can write with either hand. My Dad was left-handed so it's always made me wonder whether there is a touch of genetics about handedness or not.

[Filo]

I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball  bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.

Coffee black .

Softball? Rounders?

FFS! Oslo, think of your street cred 😀

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Played softball at St. Peter's and the field had to move over every time I was on the hockey .

Never played rounders but if I did it would be with my right hand.

Street cred still intact I hope

But when I ever go butterfly catching I allways have the fishing net on a pole in my left hand

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Although I'm right-handed, I wear my watch on my right wrist and can play pool and snooker with either hand but that's about it. My sister is fully ambidextrous, she can write with either hand. My Dad was left-handed so it's always made me wonder whether there is a touch of genetics about handedness or not.

Why is it when you see somebody trying to write with their left hand that it looks so painful and the most unnatural thing in the world.

Christ how did some manage to right left handed when it was nibs ink and blotting paper ,as that must have been impossible .

I recall ink pens at St. Peter's primary school and the school desks at St. Peter's high with the ink well in the top corner > which in turn made a pog goal/ net.

[Filo]

I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball  bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.

Coffee black .

I play golf right handed, but I have a left handed 7 iron in my bag

[Bentley Bullet]

It's claimed that males over the last 30 years are more ambidextrous than their predecessors.

Many of them have learnt to use a computer mouse with one hand while simultaneously using the other for masturbating.

So I've heard, like.

 

[German Rover]

I'm ambidextrous with everything bar writing. Quite useful when playing snooker

[Herbert Anchovy]

You're really not going to like this NOF, but I drink Soya Milk...

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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball  bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.

Coffee black .

I play golf right handed, but I have a left handed 7 iron in my bag

Did you nick that left handed 7 iron from cantley park pitch and putt