General Election Predictions

[Herbert Anchovy]

I do enjoy election night though! It's fascinating stuff!

[Colemans Left Hook]

16% of the votes are postal meaning they voted a while ago (modern slave workers aka zero hours contract workers cannot be sure they can vote on the day etc so vote postal ???)

that but this exit poll seems to have swept that fact under the carpet

have they mentioned that fact about postal votes ??

now they bbc tv have just upped the postal vote to 25%

Some votes had been cast before Thursday through postal voting, which accounted for 16% of the total electorate at the 2015 general election, when the overall turnout was 66%.

seems this 16 % was last time   

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bbc score card has LAB CON SNP LD  > DUP >

Who the fcuk are DUP

[Glyn_Wigley]

The late Ian Paisley's mob.

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Sounds like the Daleks have taken over Sunderland.

I thought exactly the same and I thought it was Saturday tea time and I took cover behind my couch

with nervous flashbacks

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Maybe the Eurovision Song Contest should have its voting counting system baised on the exact same format as tonight .

Black boxes with tie grips been handballed all across Europe to counting stations ,with untold checking throu voting slips .

Armed guards at each voting station and following sealed boxes back to counting stations.

3 gay tv presenters rogering each other all night throu the count up .

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Labour now 3-0 up after Sunderland came in > Torys need an away seat with looks of things

Exit poll now been questioned on bbc

[Colemans Left Hook]

it seems that the labour party are reading this thread and using my postal vote argument

[Bentley Bullet]

Lab 4  Con 1 (D Abbott  O.G)

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Cons have just had a sneaky bill passed in parliament behind all and sundry back to OGs counting double

Geff sterling on skysports news on score update lab 4 con 2  Abbott og = 2 seats.

[Bentley Bullet]

Cons have just had a sneaky bill passed in parliament behind all and sundry back to OGs counting double

Geff sterling on skysports news on score update lab 4 con 2  Abbott og = 2 seats.

Abbotts always had 2 seats, her arse doesn't fit in 1.

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it seems that the labour party are reading this thread and using my postal vote argument

How safe or secure is that postal vote thing .

Basically could you hold a spud gun to someone's head and force them to vote for whoever  as I guess you don't have to nip behind a curtain to cast it

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Cons have just had a sneaky bill passed in parliament behind all and sundry back to OGs counting double

Geff sterling on skysports news on score update lab 4 con 2  Abbott og = 2 seats.

Abbotts always had 2 seats, her arse doesn't fit in 1.

Likes of Lilly Allen and that prick lineaker would deem you a racist for that comment about lady buffalow chops Abbott .

Don't know how you sleep at nite BB

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Cons have just had a sneaky bill passed in parliament behind all and sundry back to OGs counting double

Geff sterling on skysports news on score update lab 4 con 2  Abbott og = 2 seats.

Abbotts always had 2 seats, her arse doesn't fit in 1.

Likes of Lilly Allen and that prick lineaker would deem you a racist for that comment about lady buffalow chops Abbott .

Don't know how you sleep at nite BB

It'll happen mate, It'll happen!

[Bentley Bullet]

Lab 6  Con 2  (Abbott 2 O.G)

[Herman Hessian]

looks to be the perfect result in the offing - labour, who are generally well-meaning but dangerously stupid buffoons pandering to idiot snowflakes, kept out of power - but the arrogant tory bas**rds given such a kicking that brexit may collapse and they might even have to think about people other than themselves for once; with luck that f**king awful may woman will have to walk, too - alfie should really be ashamed of her....

[selby]

It looks to me as though the conservatives are about as strong and stable as Abbotts arse.

[RedJ]

That is a disgusting comment selby and has no place here.

Because no one on earth wants to imagine her arse jiggling about...

[Guernsey Exile]

Awesome that Angus Robertson lost his seat - massive prick....

The SNP are getting a kick in!

[Akinfenwa]

I don't like the SNP but quite like Robertson. I rate him as a politician.

[RedJ]

Hope that fat bas**rd Salmond loses his seat.

[Guernsey Exile]

Hope that fat bas**rd Salmond loses his seat.

Done

[RedJ]

Hahahahahahahahaha, f**king cock.

[Donnywolf]

omg

I went to bed at 2-0 initially bouyed by the Exit Poll I was ecstatic for about 45 minutes - then those 2 appeared to mock the Exit Poll

So I thought the best outcome would still be about 326 for the Tories. I woke up to find that despite expecting a Landslide the Voters god love em have delivered Thatcher 2 a projected 318. Glad I got up so early

Now we need a change of the voting method as first past the post needs to go and be replaced by PR. As good as this result is for anti Tories (and well done Jeremy - something I did not consider myself ever saying) it still leaves the DUP with as much clout as they can wring out and which will allow the Tories to carry on albeit wounded severely

Switch to PR and we would have more moderate Govt's with less extremism either way (maybe more elections as Italy sometimes have). There would be no need to keep redesigning Constituencies to try to generate your Party more Seats - I would think that more people would vote across the land because they would not feel their vote would not count * - and those who did vote would feel it was a level playing field and their vote was now as valuable elsewhere **

* If you wanted to Vote Lib Dem for example in Doncaster you would think (maybe) what's the point - they will never get in. However if your vote was counted nationwide and the Lib Dems got 25% nationally they should get 25% of the Seats

** Some of the biggest Majorities are in Labour Seats so someone taking the old Goole and Thorne use to get 45,000 votes. Whereas lots of Seats are won with 10000 votes so a Party such as the Tories can win 4 Seats with that same 45000. It can be right

However it probably wont happen so I will have to content myself for the moment with the juvenile Yaaaahhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (sorry)

[Donnywolf]

So Cameron decided to go for a Referendum on the EU thinking it was a done deal

The Electorate narrowly voted "leave" and he resigned

May then fills the void and promises to be strong and stable and get us the best deal going. Make our own Rules again defend our Border etc etc

She sees an opportunity to strengthened her hand and spectacularly fails and gets a hung Parliament instead

Now having filed Article 50 we have as a Country got to still get some sort of decent deal starting in about 10 days time. So we were "in" and strong and we have come full circle to being almost impotent. Well done Tories (not)

[Donnywolf]

looks to be the perfect result in the offing - labour, who are generally well-meaning but dangerously stupid buffoons pandering to idiot snowflakes, kept out of power - but the arrogant tory bas**rds given such a kicking that brexit may collapse and they might even have to think about people other than themselves for once; with luck that f**king awful may woman will have to walk, too - alfie should really be ashamed of her....

That looks to be a great summation.

Its similar to what I tries to say above. Leaving Europe was voted on when it need not have been and the people spoke albeit with a small majority. Leavers told remainers to "get over it" - the people have voted for it

Then May(hem) goes for a snap election to strengthen her hand and fails spectacularly. She MAY even resign just as Cameron had to do. However instead of getting a Mandate to negotiate people voted the opposite to what they thought "we" would

So we are right in s**t creek now. I hope the Lib Dems do the decent thing and form a Coalition having extracted 2 concessions :

a) Proportional Representation (Free vote)

b) A second Referendum on the Package we finally get on the B....t Deal

By the way ... It's a good day for the Foxes who now cant be legally hunted again for a good while - though they can be shot trapped poisoned and of course illegally be hunted

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Somebody called a hung parliament a few days back off here ,well done that chap take a step forward.

If only Labour had sorted its in house nut jobs out like Abbott who knows.

But you have to take your hat off to corbyn ,well done old bean.
He seems to have scrubbed up on his appearance of late ten fold .

As for may ,she will stay in for the moment but will step down shortly to Boris who will lead the Torys into the next general election in about 6 - 9 months.

I have no idea what this will do to the brexit negotiations > Glynn or redj please ?

Ukip might aswell be called Nokip gonekip or finishedkip even fcukedkip .

SNP > will that little gob shite now stand down and drown her self in Loch Ness .who would have thought that conservatives would have done so well in jockland whilst SNP told to shut the fcuk up about going it alone from Great Britain .

Liberals Glegg as been on a downward since the last hung parliament and did that Fallon loose his seat aswell.

my plea to Labour please please fcuk that Abbott off ,enlist her into rampton as you look a lot more attractive without her .


May > as that inspiral carpets song went " this is how it feals to be lonely ,this is how it feals to be small,this is how it feals when your word means nothing at all"

She sent out the wrong signals with her dress sense ,should have worn and be seen in a whatever shade of blue all the time just like thatcher was on the election run ins .

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Ps it was mr filo your local taxi driver that called a hung parliament

Hope you had a score with at a bookies with what your water was telling you fella.

[drfchound]

16% of the votes are postal meaning they voted a while ago (modern slave workers aka zero hours contract workers cannot be sure they can vote on the day etc so vote postal ???)

that but this exit poll seems to have swept that fact under the carpet

have they mentioned that fact about postal votes ??

I am not in the bracket above but do postal voting.

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Just seen pictures of may splashed across the noggy papers from last night this morning .

She was in a all red jacket and skirt with a face like a slapped fish.

Take the slapped fish part away and ask what meassage does the all red bit send out ?

It like been a top player for united during a fixture against city and wearing a light blue shirt .