I'm Writing This From Hospital

[Not Now Kato]

Don't worry, the doctors say I'm going to be fine.
 
But I feel I have to warn you that the 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading name!

[selby]

Great news, get well soon buddy.

[RedJ]

I feel like this may be a whoosh moment

[wilts rover]

This might cheer you up

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg</a>

[tommy toes]

This might.....
Back in Biblical days God says to Noah "Noah, now that the ark is empty, I want you to make it bigger"
Noah replies "Your wish is my command My Lord, what do you need"?
God says "Noah, I want you to add another twenty decks to the ark and fill it with fish"
Noah says "It will be done My Lord, what fish would you like"?
God says "I want it full of Koi Noah"
Noah replies "Why just Koi My Lord"?
God says "Because I want a multi storey carp ark."

[Bentley Bullet]

Don't worry, the doctors say I'm going to be fine.
 
But I feel I have to warn you that the 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading name!

I once had a similar problem with a Goblin Teasmade.

[Filo]

Don't worry, the doctors say I'm going to be fine.
 
But I feel I have to warn you that the 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading name!

I once had a similar problem with a Goblin Teasmade.

I bet she was red hot 😀

[roversdude]

 .

[nightporter]

Reminds me of the time I shagged a Princess




















burnt my c**k on the exhaust pipe.

[turnbull for england]

Mate of mine used to have sex with lorries. He's hgv positive now

[Donnywolf]

Was he American cos technically then he would have a "Semi" on ?