What winds YOU up ?

[Draytonian III]

Richard Madeley
Jo Whiley
Nick Grimshaw
Chris Moyles
Talentless d***h***ds from reality shows

[RedJ]

I am kind of guilty of driving in the middle lane for extended periods but I only do it when I can see there's a few lorries not so far down the road that it'd be pointless moving over and coming back.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Come on lads. Get it all out. Every. Last. Drop.

My own? People who say "Sickth" for the cardinal number after 5th. I just want to hurt them so bad so that they'll TRY a bit harder next time.

Orlando. You do a very good job of living up to a stereotype. It's a good laugh, but you really need to be careful taking the piss out of armed folk like that.

 I used to know a guy from 'murica like that. He used to sit watching the telly every night, sharpening a big f**k off Bowie knife.

I once asked him if he had any idea how f**king stupid that looked to civilised, 21st century people.

Only askec him once, I'll grant you.

[Donnywolf]

I was once ridiculed by School mates for saying something was "totally unique" .... if its unique they say it needs no other word ( absoutely / really / totally / quite etc etc)

I always notice 50 years on when people say it - but is it worse than able Drivers pinching Disabled Spots in Car Parks or conventionally fuelled Cars nicking the Electric Charging Spots in Supermarket Car Parks ? Naaaaahhhh

[Bollinger]

Those connected with pro-golf who say...golf course, golf shot, golf club.

Why? You're a golfer, we can see the greens and flags behind you so why define it? What other type of friggin course/shot/club would you be talking about anyway?

Add to that while we're at it, any US golf fan during the period of the Ryder Cup.

And Michael McIntyre. Now there's a bloke stealing a living. 

[RedJ]

People who add the word "absolutely" into a sentence when it both doesn't really fit and is totally unnecessary.

[Glyn_Wigley]

Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.

To be fair, if they have the time and space to do that then I'd say you're in the wrong lane.

[RedJ]

Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.

To be fair, if they have the time and space to do that then I'd say you're in the wrong lane.

I would normally agree, but you get people that try and force themselves through gaps that aren't really there. And it isn't even necessarily on the motorway. I've had it happen to me on the approach to a junction when someone's moved into the other lane and then cut in front of me just before the line. I move over if I'm clearly in someone's way who's going quicker than me and I don't mind too much if they're reasonable about it it's when you get Kitsons who come out of nowhere and flash their f**king lights at me that get me riled up.

I'm sorry but you can't really justify speeding anyway. I'm not saying I've never done it in my life, Christ I've been done for it, but there's no excuse.

[Bentley Bullet]

Women calling each other 'Hun' on social media sites when if truth be known they detest one another.

[IDM]

Apostrophe’s in plural’s..

f**k off.!!

[IDM]

When the kids are swinging on the gate..

[Bentley Bullet]

People calling football pitches 'parks'. Parks have F***ING swings on them. 

[IDM]

People misusing the word “survivor” when talking about crime victims..  you survive an event which otherwise may have killed you, like a plane crash, a shipwreck, or cancer..

As vile as some crimes are, the use of survive to emphasise the severity of the crime to the victim is unnecessary..

[Bentley Bullet]

Do you know what makes my blood boil?...crematoriums

[darren61]

When the kids are swinging on the gate..

Gertcha.

[IDM]

Supermarkets selling Halloween theme cakes etc now that will be out of date well before Halloween..

Tv soaps..

News presenters asking bleeding obvious inane questions that have clearly already been answered, or which clearly don’t have an answer..

The pricks who allowed MK Dons to take a football league franchise..

Neighbours not clearing up the dog turds in their back garden for a fortnight during the height of summer..

Cheese...

[drfchound]

TV interviewers who ask a politician a question about something.
The said politician then rambles on about anything but the answer we are waiting for then the interviewer says thank you instead of trying to force the issue and get the response that the original question wanted.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Hound

This would have relaxed you then.

https://mobile.twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1046458734841655296

[drfchound]

Yep, a classic.
However it is no better or worse than the many hundreds of times I have heard similar waffle from many of our elected representatives, whatever party they are from.

[Bentley Bullet]

That reminds me of another thing that winds me up, the constant right-wing bias of the BBC!

[big fat yorkshire pudding]

Vegans who have to tell everyone they are a vegan and judge you for eating meat.  Fine it's your choice but I like meat and lots of types of it.

People who scowl at babies.  We've all been babies, sometimes yes they cry.

Experts commenting about things on tv, often politicians.  Having worked for a couple of companies this past year that have been news stories, it's staggering to see how much blatant lies politicians on all sides use to make a point. A point by the way that doesn't actually benefit anyone.

Supermarkets moving stuff around like from.one side of an aisle to the other - just what is the point?

Jamie Oliver - enough said.

Sugar tax. What a load of b*llocks.  If I want to drink a fizzy drink the extra tax ain't gonna stop me.

On the above point, companies changing recipe to avoid said tax - Barr I'm looking at you ruining irn bru.

Football commentators.  They just talk so much rubbish with their generic comments.  Yawn.

The lefty bias of the BBC...

The constant moans of xxx is biased.

Driving anywhere near Manchester, particularly the last ten miles taking hours..invest in the transport in the north ffs.

Price of public transport.

Adverts when there's only.2 minutes of an episode left.  I'm tired, let me go to bed.

[Donnywolf]

Supermarkets moving stuff around like from.one side of an aisle to the other - just what is the point?

Sugar tax. What a load of b*llocks.  If I want to drink a fizzy drink the extra tax ain't gonna stop me.

Football commentators.  They just talk so much rubbish with their generic comments.  Yawn.

Supermarkets I am sure you know do move things about so you have to look for them. While you are doing it (they hope) you will notice things that you did not intend to buy and actually be tempted to but them. As for me it makes me mad because I would know I wanted 10 things and exactly where they and once they move it takes extra time to find them - and I penalise them by buying nothing extra (extra time and Penalties ?)

Sugar Tax - yeah stupid. The plastic "furore" is undoubtedly a massive problem too but also a get rich scheme for loads of opportunists. Lots of Companies have not given a flying f*** about producing and consuming it. Indeed they would have switched to lower their cost and make more profit. Now just listen to them as they want it the other way too and are becoming "champions" of the Oceans and little fish. They are jumping on the bandwagon to ..... of try to lower their costs / make more money.

Footy Commentators yes they drive me mad. Forever hypothesising on what might happen or what they think needs to happen rather than actually delivering a Commenatary on what is happeneing

[bahrain rover]

YOU LOT only joking.

[NickDRFC]

Friends/colleagues with babies who talk about nothing else. You've had a baby, I'm very pleased for you, but it's something that a great deal of the population do - I don't want to see every inane picture of your baby doing something that pretty much every other baby does at some point or another like sitting up or crawling.

Ditto people doing likewise with weddings.

[colfromdonny]

People wearing their watch on the inside of their wrist

[Bentley Bullet]

Drunken women

[Axholme Lion]

People who make a statement and end with the word 'yes'.

[Bentley Bullet]

People who say Math instead of Maths...... It's a load of old bollock.

[Donnywolf]

It sure i

[Bentley Bullet]

I thought Math was where that gay dancer Louie Spence went to on a Sunday morning.