Author Topic: Crawshaws in Admin too ... (Read 2341 times)

Donnywolf · « on November 02, 2018, 07:45:58 am by Donnywolf »

.... announced yesterday !

« **on:** November 02, 2018, 07:45:58 am »

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tommy toes · « **Reply #1 on** November 02, 2018, 07:55:32 am by tommy toes »

Surprised at this one. There always seems to be a queue at the Frenchgate shop.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #2 on** November 02, 2018, 08:45:34 am by Bentley Bullet »

I heard they reduced prices a bit to try to fillet.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #3 on** November 02, 2018, 08:53:40 am by Bentley Bullet »

A mate of mine had a steak in it.

Not Now Kato · « **Reply #4 on** November 02, 2018, 09:44:29 am by Not Now Kato »

I always said they were for the chop.

idler · « **Reply #5 on** November 02, 2018, 10:07:01 am by idler »

It does seem an offal mess.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #6 on** November 02, 2018, 10:17:33 am by Bentley Bullet »

People probably used their local butcher instead of traipsing all the way to town for their meat.

Meat is quite heavy to carry, and people are put off when they liver long way from town.

tommy toes · « **Reply #7 on** November 02, 2018, 11:13:35 am by tommy toes »

Mr Crawshaw says they're closing due to him retiring....
" Soz age has caught up with me. I'm on the silverside now. Too old for chasing a bit of skirt "

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #8 on** November 02, 2018, 12:02:45 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Hope he wasn't cut off in his prime.

darren61 · « **Reply #9 on** November 02, 2018, 12:57:20 pm by darren61 »

Quote from: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 12:02:45 pm

Hope he wasn't cut off in his prime.

I bet he still uses his sausage.

Donnywolf · « **Reply #10 on** November 02, 2018, 01:55:10 pm by Donnywolf »

I start a serious thread and get saddled with a load of puns - but cher cant complain I suppose !

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #11 on** November 02, 2018, 02:21:52 pm by Bentley Bullet »

One or two posters including meat-hook a lot of time and effort to lighten up what is a sad story.

Not Now Kato · « **Reply #12 on** November 02, 2018, 02:29:07 pm by Not Now Kato »

The owner didn't mince his words about it though.

RedJ · « **Reply #13 on** November 02, 2018, 02:48:11 pm by RedJ »

Hope you didn't have too much of a steak in its success.

Not Now Kato · « **Reply #14 on** November 02, 2018, 03:26:51 pm by Not Now Kato »

People shouldn't get themselves in a stew about it though.

tommy toes · « **Reply #15 on** November 02, 2018, 04:51:28 pm by tommy toes »

No chuck they'd have some cheek.
Hoping it's not too late to save their bacon, but I've heard the business is in hock and nobody wants to brisket by putting money in.

tommy toes · « **Reply #16 on** November 02, 2018, 04:59:06 pm by tommy toes »

.....mind you I've heard somebody spent all the profits on regularly getting a chick in to give him a ham shank.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #17 on** November 02, 2018, 05:14:01 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Do you mean she used to pullet for him?

tommy toes · « **Reply #18 on** November 02, 2018, 05:18:06 pm by tommy toes »

Yes either that or a nice bit of tongue.

Bentley Bullet · « **Reply #19 on** November 02, 2018, 05:22:48 pm by Bentley Bullet »

Either way, it would get a bit messy, it'd need to have a capon.

tommy toes · « **Reply #20 on** November 02, 2018, 05:28:52 pm by tommy toes »

Maybe not if she got topside.

idler · « **Reply #21 on** November 02, 2018, 08:08:34 pm by idler »

I thought that I'd have a butchers at this thread but now regret it.

tommy toes · « **Reply #22 on** November 02, 2018, 09:19:06 pm by tommy toes »

Yeah it's a load of tripe.

roversdude · « **Reply #23 on** November 03, 2018, 11:24:13 am by roversdude »

He said I kidney not it closing

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