What's your worst ever Christmas present?

[Bentley Bullet]

Mine has to be one of those kids chocolate smokers sets from my Grandma. They were very popular in the '60s and '70s, and kids loved them..... Unfortunately, I was 23 when I got mine.

[RobTheRover]

I got given a bottle of Blue Stratos aftershave by my sister in law (.??  Is that right, my sisters's husband's sister)

I was 12

[RedJ]

I got bought a cowboy/sheriff set by my aunt. I was 16.

The handcuffs were too weak to use for anything else, either.

[Darren]

I was given a bottle of Hai Karate aftershave from my Grandma, i was 8yrs and nearly drowned myself in it on the first day back at school, my teacher made me get a wash.

[Herbert Anchovy]

Someone once bought my sister a flat pack book case from MFI!

[roversdude]

Could be worse my mate got a Rotherham shirt

[Donnywolf]

Back in the days when we had it tough .... my worst present was a Pair of Football Boots

It was a whole year till next Christmas till I was given the Ball - maybe it was to teach me to be better without the Ball or be a future Fleetwood Player (who knows)

[Bentley Bullet]

Is that why they called you Cinderella or was that because you kept missing the ball throughout your unillustrious career?

[tommy toes]

Mrs Toes bought me 15 bottles of craft beer this Christmas and I bought 8 more missen. Due to my son and his mates and Mrs Toes drunken friend there are 2 bottles of Spitfire left and I ain't had any so far.

[NickDRFC]

Mrs Toes bought me 15 bottles of craft beer this Christmas and I bought 8 more missen. Due to my son and his mates and Mrs Toes drunken friend there are 2 bottles of Spitfire left and I ain't had any so far.

If you’ve not had any in the 36-48 hours since you opened them I reckon you’ve only got yourself to blame!

[tommy toes]

Been drinking whisky, wine and gin instead. Was saving the beer for New Year's eve.