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South East Rover

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This is quite funny
« on August 29, 2019, 10:28:40 pm by South East Rover »
One goal by  bundling the ball into the net and a penalty in 6 league & cup games   :laugh:

https://www.footballtransfertavern.com/league-one/portsmouth/portsmouth-john-marquis-hitting-goalscoring-form/



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Metalmicky

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #1 on August 30, 2019, 08:17:00 am by Metalmicky »
What a load of tosh....

"His first three games in a Pompey shirt totalled 225 minutes, but he only managed one shot on target during that time."

then following this 2 goals - a tap in and a penalty the following...

"What highlights how clinical he was in those games is that he scored the two goals from just three shots on target."

Also want to know - what happened to his hair bun...?

Metalmicky

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #2 on August 30, 2019, 08:27:13 am by Metalmicky »
Petty jibes say more about the poster than the targets of ridicule.

Is that's aimed at me?

One_Matty_Lucas

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #3 on August 30, 2019, 08:40:22 am by One_Matty_Lucas »
Well written article...

Quote from: Article
John Marquis was the second-highest goalscorer in League One while at Doncaster Rovers last season, as per Transfermarkt, so when he signed for Portsmouth this summer, the main thing expected of him was goals.

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Last season’s lethal third-top scorer in League One may have got off to a quiet start at Fratton Park in front of goal, but he has begun to show the finishing prowess that persuaded Pompey to bring him to the club in the first place.

RoversAlias

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #4 on August 30, 2019, 09:20:22 am by RoversAlias »
Load of guff, that.

selby

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #5 on August 30, 2019, 10:59:00 am by selby »
  If you want a real laugh S.E.R.  we are trying, and the supporters are crying out for us to sign a striker before next week, and we have two on the books that have played in 96 league games between them and have scored 10 league goals since 2017.
   I wish they had bundled a couple in, because Marquis is likely to score that many before Christmas.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2019, 11:01:19 am by selby »

Chris Black come back

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #6 on August 30, 2019, 11:26:31 am by Chris Black come back »
We have had the best start to a league campaign for nearly 25 years and have done so with two first choice centre backs out injured and our EPL midfield loan star out with an insect bite. We have scored in every game. I am not concerned.

South East Rover

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #7 on August 30, 2019, 02:14:36 pm by South East Rover »
Petty jibes say more about the poster than the targets of ridicule.

Is that's aimed at me?

No I'd say aimed at me, it's not a petty jibe at john but the headline John Marquis hitting goalscoring form at the right time ?

scawsby steve

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« Reply #8 on August 30, 2019, 04:25:18 pm by scawsby steve »
  If you want a real laugh S.E.R.  we are trying, and the supporters are crying out for us to sign a striker before next week, and we have two on the books that have played in 96 league games between them and have scored 10 league goals since 2017.
   I wish they had bundled a couple in, because Marquis is likely to score that many before Christmas.

Brian, you're doing it again.

Behave.

drfchound

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« Reply #9 on August 30, 2019, 04:34:52 pm by drfchound »
  If you want a real laugh S.E.R.  we are trying, and the supporters are crying out for us to sign a striker before next week, and we have two on the books that have played in 96 league games between them and have scored 10 league goals since 2017.
   I wish they had bundled a couple in, because Marquis is likely to score that many before Christmas.

Brian, you're doing it again.

Behave.






Yes, and those appearances include numerous occasions when they came on as subs and only had a few minutes on the pitch.

selby

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #10 on August 30, 2019, 05:52:37 pm by selby »
SS, WHAT?

RedJ

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Re: This is quite funny
« Reply #11 on August 30, 2019, 06:08:06 pm by RedJ »
Beyond childish.

 

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