Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................

[SydneyRover]

A footballer or boris johnson

[DonnyOsmond]

Depends on the player.

[Bentley Bullet]

If you were a footballer Syderney I'd choose Boris. Even if it was a footballer with more courage than you, someone with greater resolve and a fearless approach towards bullying opponents - Someone like, say, Andy Watson, I'd still pick Boris.

I'd also choose someone who doesn't plagiarise someone else's forum topics.

[SydneyRover]

I'd pick a footballer

[Glyn_Wigley]

I'd pick Boris too. Just so that I'd have the bas**rd where I can see him whilst I've got a rifle in my hand.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I'd choose Johnson.

He'd tell me over and over and over again that we weren't in the trench and there were no enemies trying to kill me. So I'd either survive, or be in blissful ignorance right up until the moment the bullet scattered my brains around the trench.

[drfchound]

I'd choose Johnson.

He'd tell me over and over and over again that we weren't in the trench and there were no enemies trying to kill me. So I'd either survive, or be in blissful ignorance right up until the moment the bullet scattered my brains around the trench.

Well at least you would have to be around to witness the aftermath.

[glosterred]

I’d have these in the trench with me


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Battalion


COYR

[Colemans Left Hook]

a footballer rachel yankey  ....  i could fire my bullets to my hearts content 

[idler]

a footballer rachel yankey  ....  i could fire my bullets to my hearts content 

Wouldn't Yankey be three years late though historically?
You'd be long gone by then.

[jonnydog]

a footballer rachel yankey  ....  i could fire my bullets to my hearts content 

Wouldn't Yankey be three years late though historically?
You'd be long gone by then.

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