Sir Lindsay Hoyle

[scawsby steve]

It looks like we'll now be getting a Speaker that's impartial.

[SydneyRover]

Impartial to what Steve 

[DonnyOsmond]

Oh Steve.

[scawsby steve]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

[drfchound]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

I assume that you are referring to the MPs when you talk about those  tits SS.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

So jokes about old folk are not allowed, but you can call a woman a dirty f**king slapper and make a lame reference to someone's tits?

That sum up where we are?

[DonnyOsmond]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

So jokes about old folk are not allowed, but you can call a woman a dirty f**king slapper and make a lame reference to someone's tits?

That sum up where we are?

Snowflakes, eh.

[scawsby steve]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

So jokes about old folk are not allowed, but you can call a woman a dirty f**king slapper and make a lame reference to someone's tits?

That sum up where we are?

You really are going to have to try harder BST. The woman I referred to was a prostitute porn star, so my reference to her was correct. As regards talking about the size of Jo Swinson's t*ts, that some women regard as a compliment, I don't think most people would find that as offensive as taking the p*ss out of old people with zimmer frames, having their arses wiped by carers. 

[selby]

   Steve, our older sense of humour does not fit well with the younger generations, they have found other  attractions for amusement, like shoving powder up their nose, and going around stabbing each other.
 I much prefer Hound's description of tits, it is more  apt.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Selby.

I didn't make any judgement on SS's sense of humour. I wouldn't, because my own sense of humour is not to everyone's taste.

The hypocrisy is a different matter.

On reflection, I'll retract that. It's not hypocrisy. More a lack of self awareness. I can make robust comments which others may find offensive, but if YOU say something that offends me, I'll repeatedly complain about it.

Isn't that what some folk call being a snowflake?

[scawsby steve]

Selby.

I didn't make any judgement on SS's sense of humour. I wouldn't, because my own sense of humour is not to everyone's taste.

The hypocrisy is a different matter.

No-one's perfect BST. Not even me.

[BillyStubbsTears]

👍

[drfchound]

I have always wanted Vince Cable to take on the role of Speaker.

[Iberian Red]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

Bellend

[selby]

   Iberian, a more apt description is a man with the vision to look below the surface.

[GazLaz]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

You must be a desperate old man then.

[scawsby steve]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

Bellend

No, I like looking at t*ts; it's probably you that likes looking at bellends.

Have a nice day.x

[scawsby steve]

I wish Jo Swinson had put up for it instead of the Lib Dem leadership. I could look at those t*ts all day.

You must be a desperate old man then.

Old definitely; gargoyle features definitely; desperate? Not yet.

[Bentley Bullet]

Peculiar how someone can constantly come out with stuff about Bellends, arses, shitters, b*llocks, spunkdrops, you blow mine and I'll blow yours, wake up with a sore bumhole, hope his anus gets enlarged, etc, and someone else mentions 'tits' and they're desperate!

[Iberian Red]

Peculiar how someone can constantly come out with stuff about Bellends, arses, shitters, b*llocks, spunkdrops, you blow mine and I'll blow yours, wake up with a sore bumhole, hope his anus gets enlarged, etc, and someone else mentions 'tits' and they're desperate!

Ah,a bit of homophobia too. Are you Ryan Mason? I'm sure you wouldnt want anyone going public about your wife/daughter's/granddaughter's tits like you and Benny Hill do.
Leave that to doctors or sad old men.

[drfchound]

Peculiar how someone can constantly come out with stuff about Bellends, arses, shitters, b*llocks, spunkdrops, you blow mine and I'll blow yours, wake up with a sore bumhole, hope his anus gets enlarged, etc, and someone else mentions 'tits' and they're desperate!

Ah,a bit of homophobia too. Are you Ryan Mason? I'm sure you wouldnt want anyone going public about your wife/daughter's/granddaughter's tits like you and Benny Hill do.
Leave that to doctors or sad old men.

Why involve Ryan Mason?

[scawsby steve]

Peculiar how someone can constantly come out with stuff about Bellends, arses, shitters, b*llocks, spunkdrops, you blow mine and I'll blow yours, wake up with a sore bumhole, hope his anus gets enlarged, etc, and someone else mentions 'tits' and they're desperate!

Ah,a bit of homophobia too. Are you Ryan Mason? I'm sure you wouldnt want anyone going public about your wife/daughter's/granddaughter's tits like you and Benny Hill do.
Leave that to doctors or sad old men.

Why involve Ryan Mason?

Because he doesn't know what he's talking about half his time.

See you a week on Saturday mate.

[Bentley Bullet]

Peculiar how someone can constantly come out with stuff about Bellends, arses, shitters, b*llocks, spunkdrops, you blow mine and I'll blow yours, wake up with a sore bumhole, hope his anus gets enlarged, etc, and someone else mentions 'tits' and they're desperate!

Ah,a bit of homophobia too. Are you Ryan Mason? I'm sure you wouldnt want anyone going public about your wife/daughter's/granddaughter's tits like you and Benny Hill do.
Leave that to doctors or sad old men.

I'm not even going to try to decipher that, and I doubt even one of the lefty clique he's trying to be part of would be willing to back him up on it.

Mind you............

[DonnyOsmond]

Wtf did Ryan Mason did wrong?