Liverpool police station conversation.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Copper 1: Der's bin a break-in at der supermarket.

Copper 2: 'as der?

Copper 1: No. Tesco.

[BillyStubbsTears]

18 year old Scouse lad comes home and says, "Hey da' I've gorra job at der Spar."

Dad: " 'As dah?"

Son: .........

[Not Now Kato]

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door before, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
 
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
 
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."

"What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God.

"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!"

[Metalmicky]

Didn't want to start a new thread but thought this would amuse a few in here....... and it's Liverpool related

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/jan/28/david-squires-on-football-fixture-wars-fa-cup-carabao-liverpool-manchester-city?fbclid=IwAR0YPoe0aClM-yq-f3KNUCivQI0bQ3puCwYwHBQhsOR9mO6gTet1o4Sp3rM