New Party

[Bentley Bullet]

Just for a bit of fun to help us through the next month or two before the vaccinations return us back to some form of normality, if we were to start a Viking political party to fight the next general election, and you wanted a knowledgeable, articulate, honest, no-nonsense voice of reason to lead it, who would you have as my deputy leader?

[DonnyOsmond]

Axholme Lion

[drfchound]

BB, don’t you think it would be more appropriate to appoint a senior advisor first, you know, so you didn’t have do anything or make any decisions.

[idler]

Mad Mick, or maybe Carling. They’ve both done the wilderness years now.

[Bentley Bullet]

BB, don’t you think it would be more appropriate to appoint a senior advisor first, you know, so you didn’t have do anything or make any decisions.

Good idea Hound, who would you suggest? Is that a personal application?

[Axholme Lion]

'We are on the brink of a new era, if only...'

Ten points for anyone who knows which TV drama that political quote is from.

[belton rover]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

[Axholme Lion]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

I don't mind with anyone's secretary.

[Bentley Bullet]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

[Axholme Lion]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

  That wasn't the sort of secretary I had in mind!

[belton rover]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

Bonus

[belton rover]

This is where you and I differ, Al.
You’re just too picky.

[Axholme Lion]

This is where you and I differ, Al.
You’re just too picky.

Over to you then mate! 

[scawsby steve]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

All because I said "I'll be f*cked if I'm joining BB's new Party".

[scawsby steve]

Actually, I'm suggesting Wolfie as Party Treasurer. Anyone with the amount of mothballs in his wallet that he has must be shrewd with finances.

[Bentley Bullet]

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

All because I said "I'll be f*cked if I'm joining BB's new Party".

I wouldn't dream of calling the party BB's party. It's the party for everyone. It is The 'British Bulldog' party.

Or BB party for short!

[belton rover]

In that case, where’s Hound?