Monday Night Joke

[Bentley Bullet]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers.

"I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone.

"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.

"What about you, Arnie?" they asked...

[belton rover]

I don’t get it. Which symphony did Hasta la Vista write?

But on a more serious note. I had an interview today.
The interviewer was concerned about three missing years on my CV. I explained “Oh yes, that’s when I went to Yale.”
To which he replied “Yale? That’s very impressive - I’d like to offer you the position.”
“That’s fantastic!” I said, “I really need this yob!”

[Bentley Bullet]

Good yoke.

[Donnywolf]

On the subject of "punning" there was a Pun Competition in Local paper last week with a good first prize

I entered 10 times and some were good and I expected one of them to win the thing but unfortunately no pun in 10 did !

[RobTheRover]

I went to the supermarket yesterday. The bloke in front of me had a trolley full of San Miguel and paella ready meals.

Hispanic buying.