Gonna live forever?

[River Don]

Liam Gallagher has severe arthritis and needs both hips replacing.

He doesn't appear very keen on the idea... Either way, if it's that bad, he's going to be walking with a stick.

Rock n Roll.

He's younger than me. It brings it home, we really are all getting on now.

[Bentley Bullet]

I thought rock-n-rollers were supposed to die at 27? If he wants to be a greedy bas**rd and live longer he'll have to put up with normality like the rest of us crippled rock-n-rollers.

[River Don]

Someday you will find me

on a champagne super-stairlift.

[River Don]

I live my life in the carehome
There's no easy way out
The day's moving just too fast for me
I need some time in the sunshine
I've gotta slow it right down

[DRCraig]

I am in my 40s. I get ill more. Now a Grandad. I feel old. But I work out to stay slim.

[keyser_soze]

If you lollop around the place like he has for 30 years its going to bite you on the arse (or in this case hips) eventually.

[Bristol Red Rover]

I blame it on his appalling microphone postiure.

[BigH]

Someday you will find me

on a champagne super-stairlift.

And his latest offering:

Everything’s arthritic

[turnbull for england]

hes Arthritic, lives in a family full of orthopaedics