Who's the...

[BillyStubbsTears]

...w**ker in the House?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

[mugnapper]

Wait for the 'froth' and 'don't you know there's a war on' comments.
Can they get much worse?

[normal rules]

I wonder if it’s the same mp who was the anon source over “leg gate”

[selby]

  If Starmer were speaking at the time you would wouldn't you, and claim mitigating circumstances.

[Metalmicky]

...w**ker in the House?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

TBF - you wouldn't be struggling for candidates.....

[drfchound]

Another one put his name forward, a Shadow Minister i hear.

[Filo]

Another one put his name forward, a Shadow Minister i hear.

It would be difficult for a Tory MP to see a Shadow Minster phine screen, given they sit opposite each other

[ravenrover]

I think he might be referring to a different allegation from a female Labour MP regarding a Shadow Minister

[ravenrover]

Perhaps it was this chap ?

[drfchound]

Another one put his name forward, a Shadow Minister i hear.

It would be difficult for a Tory MP to see a Shadow Minster phine screen, given they sit opposite each other

Not on the right track mate.

[Colemans Left Hook]

...w**ker in the House?



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

Going solely on Tory MP's surnames ....Peter Bottomley ?

[albie]

The w*nker of the Parrish gave an interview earlier in the week on this very topic;
https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1520061196895932418

Longer uncut version on YouTube:
https://t.co/QHBK3lQqT7

Comedy Gold!

[drfchound]

It’s gone very quiet about the Labour Shadow Cabinet front bencher who suggested inappropriate things to the Welsh Labour MP who was sat next to him.

[SydneyRover]

''In a statement, the 65-year-old MP said he would be “cooperating fully with any investigation”. He later told reporters that he may have accidentally opened a pornographic video in the Commons and said he will quit as an MP if found guilty''

''I accidentally typed in porn and then blow me I did it again''

[BillyStubbsTears]

News tonight said they'd removed the whip. No word about the butt plug.

[Colemans Left Hook]

''In a statement, the 65-year-old MP said he would be “cooperating fully with any investigation”. He later told reporters that he may have accidentally opened a pornographic video in the Commons and said he will quit as an MP if found guilty''

''I accidentally typed in porn and then blow me I did it again''

na he typed into google "chess pawn"  and it went to "chest porn" 

[Bentley Bullet]

I heard he was googling the Born Free Foundation and put a P instead of a B.

[Bentley Bullet]

I also heard a different story. Apparently, he was reading up on Israel and didn't realise he was on a spoonerism site when he typed in 'West Bank.'

[Glyn_Wigley]

''In a statement, the 65-year-old MP said he would be “cooperating fully with any investigation”. He later told reporters that he may have accidentally opened a pornographic video in the Commons and said he will quit as an MP if found guilty''

''I accidentally typed in porn and then blow me I did it again''

Presumably he also 'accidentally' carried on watching it instead of turning it off so he can find what he was 'actually' searching for...

[SydneyRover]

Yep, all he has to do is hand his phone over to any newspaper and the public will be able to see what he's been getting paid for.

[phil old leake]

At the moment Billy the list is too big to list

Not only wxxxers but major hypocrites as well

[belton rover]

I watched some really weird porn the other day - it was just a fat, naked bloke, sat in an armchair crying and having a w**k.

Then I realised I’d not turned the telly on.

[albie]

I thought the fella was only lusting after tractors!

Still should not be doing it at work, though.
Lets face it, there's nowt better than a gleaming tractor to raise the spirits.

[Bentley Bullet]

It depends on his case history.

[MachoMadness]

It sounds unbelievable but I once knew a bloke who had the same issue. Was just weirdly into tractors, couldn't stop looking them up. Loved the things. He eventually got over his habit and can't stand the the things now, but all he does is sit in the bathroom, breathing in steam and blowing it out the window.

It's a sad life for an ex tractor fan.

[belton rover]

I saw a magic tractor once.

It turned into a field.

[Colemans Left Hook]

It sounds unbelievable but I once knew a bloke who had the same issue. Was just weirdly into tractors, couldn't stop looking them up. Loved the things. He eventually got over his habit and can't stand the the things now, but all he does is sit in the bathroom, breathing in steam and blowing it out the window.

It's a sad life for an ex tractor fan.

if he ever gets a change of mind instead of following Ipswich Town  as a "last straw" he could support the "grass roots" Tractor team ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massey_Ferguson_F.C.

Full name   Massey Ferguson Football Club
Nickname(s)   The Tractormen
Founded   1956

[SydneyRover]

johnson headline in the Tele:

'Having set fire to the economy I'll try to beat out the flames'